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Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.

Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.

Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.

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Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.

Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.

Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.

Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.

Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.

Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.

Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.

Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.

Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.

This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.

We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.

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This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.

We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.

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This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.

We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.

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This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.

We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.

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This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.

We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.

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