Our story begins in 1985 in a quaint Serbian village, where Đorđe, a farmer, was out in his field tending to the soil. According to Đorđe, he was minding his own business when a group of ethnically Albanian men attacked him and, in an act of inexplicable cruelty, forced a beer bottle in his anus. His story made headlines, and Đorđe found himself at the center of a political maelstrom. In a twist that no one saw coming, his case became a symbol of come Cold War Politicians who led the way to ethnic tensions and ethnic cleansing. He became a folk hero of sorts. In local taverns, over glasses of rakija, people would toast to the man who brought a beer bottle to a political knife fight. His name became synonymous with resilience, absurdity, and cultural identity. But unfortunately, unfortune just so happened to rear its unfortunate head and the truth of Đorđe's story started to come out. Were there really two shadowy men with a penchant for penetration? Or was Đorđe too embarrassed to admit that he was a dirty little birdy?