Dork Pridecast

Blythe abandoned this episode of the podcast, so Amanda and Rissy run wild! There are some uncomfortably long conversations about beastiality and it's links to cancer. A conversation about meiosis devolves into what we would carry in our pouches if we were marsupials (it's cheetos). There is also an inexplicably lengthy conversation about the Star Wars universe, considering one of the hosts doesn't consume much of (or even LIKE) the property. They wrap things up with a Dork Pride Chat that covers your favorite snacks while gaming. 

Rissy has been getting drunk and writing erotica, Amanda has been laminating ALL of the things, and Blythe is still just watching trash reality tv while she preps stuff for GenCon. We debate which of our parody songs is the MOST filthy, and we wrap up with a Dork Pride Chat that laments some of the amazing nerdy media that we were looking forward to but it was taken away by the man. You know. Gary or whoever. 

Rissy teaches us about more Star Wars EU horrors. Blythe explains why DS9 is bad. Amanda and Blythe encourage Rissy to ignore the haters and keep peeing in the shower. All of the girls want capes to make a come back, and Amanda is allergic to, well, everything. They also decide to start a commune.

A special Drunk Pridecast for EVERYONE! If you want more, please consider becoming a Patron. We talk about shitty, delicious food. We have some non-spoilery thoughts on Deadpool 2. Rissy and Blythe talk about creating superhero personas to spite an ex, and Amanda develops a super villain persona. We finish things off with Rissy telling us about her various attempts at writing parodies about Sauron. P.S. Sorry, John!

Rissy and Blythe saw Deadpool 2, but Amanda didn't. Rissy has been deep diving into the Star Wars EU for GenCon prep, and she has opinions about it. Amanda has opinions about Rissy's opinions. Blythe finished Sailor Moon Crystal, and thinks you should, too. All 3 ladies recommend watching Legion, but you better be ready to fucking pay attention to that shit. The Dork Pride Chat is about the nerd properties that pissed us off when they went off the goddamn rails. 

Blythe teaches Rissy about ASMR. Rissy rants about a Magnum PI reboot. Blythe has been watching Sailor Moon Crystal. In the Dork Pride Chat they discuss what shows they'd like to see reboots of. 

Rissy and Blythe are holding down the fort while Amanda is doing science-y things. Rissy celebrated May the Fourth with some much-loved Prequel reviews, while Blythe tortured herself by going to the Scarborough Renaissance Festival. The Dork Pride Chat covers the Met Gala and how we would turn it fashionably nerd-tastic!

This is the first episode of our monthly Bonus Podcast called Damsels & Dragons, in which Amanda and Rissy retell their adventures from an ongoing biweekly D&D game. To get future episodes, become a Patron for as little as $1 a month! Also, HUGE thanks to Mikey Mason for allowing us to use his song, Best Game Ever, as our outro theme!

The girls discuss all things Avengers: Infinity War. This IS a Spoilercast. There WILL BE Spoilers. You do not want them. We promise. Please listen to this episode AFTER you have seen the film!

Amanda is nearly dead from exhaustion, Rissy has been reading some weird-ass Penanggalan erotica, and Blythe defends A Quiet Place. They wrap up by discussing whether or not they would deuce out in an apocalypse during the Dork Pride Chat.