Dork Pridecast

We're continuing the week of celebrating our Damselversary! Amanda has fallen down the Pocket Camp hole, Blythe is excited about the apprehension of the Golden State Killer, and Rissy is prepping for Infinity Wars. We discuss our not-completely-nerdy obsessions in the Dork Pride Chat. 

It's a special episode where you get to hear us freak out in real time, as we launch our Patreon drive and blow through almost every single one of our goals in approximatley an hour and a half. Don't worry, we still talk about poop and fanfiction and some Star Trek, too. Listen all the way to the end for us to engage our offline freak out mode. <3 

We are gearing up for our 8th Damselversary. Blythe's brain is not firing on all cylinders. Amanda has been photoshopping and goes on an adorable little rage for a minute. Rissy knows way too much about properties she's never seen or read. Somehow we get onto a conversation about porn in the woods, and it turns into the Dork Pride Chat. 

We talk about our upcoming Damselversary, and all the festivities we are planning! Amanda has been listening to the Critical Role podcast, Rissy has been reading horrible were-romance novels, and Blythe was fucking stoked that Sarah Donner released her EP of Broadway covers that Blythe sang on. The Dork Pride Chat requires the ladies to pick an animal that they would like to be but ONLY for sexual purposes. 

Amanda and Blythe are in love with the girls on the Femsplained podcast. Rissy and Blythe can no longer eat the foods of their youth. Amanda and Rissy have been trapped in a robot dungeon. The Dork Pride Chat is about alternate castings of some of our favorite roles. 

We discuss the finer points of time travel such as whether fucking yourself is a homosexual act or simply masturbation. Rissy finished the Southern Reach series. Amanda watched Another Period (or HAD another period? We're not sure.). Blythe went to some timeshare presentations on her honeymoon. On purpose. During the Dork Pride Chat, we attempt to create various product lines based on branding them with our favorite nerdy properties.

Amanda and Rissy praised book-to-movie adaptations that they enjoyed and shit all over some they hated. Plus, there are bonus beast dicks! The Dork Pride Chat is about what adaptations we have looked forward to but ended up sucking.

Amanda watched Archer and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Blythe is definitely a Hufflepuff and finds DS9 boring. Rissy has some technical issues, but she's been reading lots of Lovecraftian and Steampunk books! The Dork Pride Chat is about creepy ass shit.

Rissy went to ZOE Con, Blythe watched Westworld, and Amanda saw Black Panther. They also discuss The Shape of Water, and the pure delight and confusion of watching it without having any idea fucking clue what it is about. The Dork Pride Chat is all about what we're looking forward to! 

It's Valentine's Day and Amanda wants to try something a little different and also let the other girls have the night off. If you were into Gilmore Girls or The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, you're in for a treat. If you weren't, you're in for an education! Buckle up, bitches.