It's a special, short, pre-Thanksgiving episode! We sent Amanda off to the Mormons this week, but Rissy and Blythe talk about Scientology, Flat Earthers, and what we are thankful for. Somehow, it culminates in a story of Rissy threatening to skullfuck a stranger to death. 

We talk about a lot of musicals in this one, but also a potential Harry Potter musical (against Amanda's best judgement). But Rissy also explains the plot of Starlight Express in great detail, we're sorry. Blythe and Rissy are ridiculous hypochondriacs, and Amanda is easily startled. The Dork Pride Chat tackles some nerd properties that started out strong, and went wrong somewhere along the way.

It's Amanda's birthday! We discuss Halloween and SCIENCE. Amanda gets presents, Rissy won't stop reading shitty books about dumb fairies, and Blythe played music and game shows at an Extra Life event. The Dork Pride Chat covers which overdone tropes we would like to SET ON FIRE.

There is a whole lot of discussion about what does and does not constitute pegging right up top. Amanda and Rissy got to play D&D in person last week, and Blythe got married. The Dork Pride Chat is all about the dumbest shit we've done at a convention. 

The girls establish safe words for when the topic of conversation makes them uncomfortable (almost never): Blythe's safe word is a string of French terms for ballet steps, Amanda's is "Stop being racist". Rissy dislocated her ankle, Amanda made a Halloween costume, and Blythe backed Carsie Blanton's card game on Kickstarter. The Dork Pride Chat is about the weirdest ways that the ladies ever been hit on, and they all take a giant shit on "negging" tactics for good measure. 

The girls realize there are angry people on Facebook (surprise!) and have new illustrations for their Patrons. Rissy wants to fill her butthole with porgs. Amanda has lucid dreams where she tries to make herself fly. Blythe continues to come up with ways to sell everyone's weirdo lady items (socks, underwear, and pee skirts!), but no one is interested. The Dork Pride Chat is a discussion about everyone's most passionate internet fights.

The girls agree to murder each other if anything ever happens to one of them. Rissy reminds us repeatedly that she masturbated too much and fell asleep before the podcast. Amanda calls Rissy out for her love of fucking gorillas. Blythe stumbled into an internet chat where there are lots of dicks posting their own dicks. 

Blythe is out this week, but never fear! Amanda and Rissy are here to discuss drugs, Sonic the Hedgehog, and their favorite characters to ship. They also discuss their first memes such as goatse, all your base, hamster dance, and that weird dancing baby. 

The ladies discuss Star Trek and 80s movies. Amanda and Rissy fight about which science is the best science. Amanda's toe has it's own twitter. Blythe has a new job. Rissy's old boss read her erotic novel. And everyone foolishly reveals their greatest weakness. 

The Damsels are working with the amazing Kassandra Robert on new illustrations. The girls discuss what a weird and sad week it's been for jogging news, which leads to a discussion of poop habits. There is a lot of talk about animals that usually leads back to sex. Amanda took a spill on some uneven pavement that has inspired a twitter account from the perspective of her toe which is now sans toe tip. And the #DorkPrideChat is all about furries, and our "hypothetical" preferences. Except Rissy, who is CLEARLY a closeted furry. And we accept that.