Dork Pridecast

The girls discuss new ideas for Patreon levels that include butterfly stamps and Eyes Wide Shut parties. Rissy and Blythe relive their fear of Stephen King's IT. Amanda shows us the new art piece she made this week that is NOT a butterfly or a stamp. There are discussions about board games and card games everyone has played recently. Finally, the #DorkPrideChat this week is all about everyone's favorite/most feared horror tropes.

The Damsels have new t-shirt designs and a new video for Patreon! Amanda and Blythe have been watching Iron Fist and lament the emo overacting. Rissy is very excited to have her first reddit comment with over 1,500 karma on it. Then the girls all discuss children gangbangs in cinema for like 10 minutes. Please don't arrest us. We're super not into it. 

The podcast is back and better than ever – now with 3 co-hosts! The girls discuss how our podcast and group has become a threesome, fantastic experiences at GenCon, and plans for the future. There is a LOT of info in this one. 

The Damsels are in full blown GenCon mode! Amanda has a zombie cat for a neighbor, and she has also realized that if she is ever gets abducted, she will probably die. Blythe is really excited about The Disaster Artist, plus she's been playing a lot of Borderlands and curing migraines with brain freezes (probably). Rissy comes at us with facts about the animals from Senegal.

Blythe pretended to be tech illiterate to get a discount, became pescatarian, and whipped out her HTML and CSS dick! Amanda has been reading about a goblin, sewing a new steampunk outfit, . The Damsels have been preparing for GenCon with music and a new website (because Blythe broke the first one). Jeff has been working his balls off, but wants to talk about Amazon Prime Day and his new board position (SO FANCY!). Finally, Rissy takes us on an escapade to her sleeping brain, even if you don't want to go or to hear about dream teeth falling out (GROSS!). 

Rissy is a monster of a human who has McDonald's delivered to her gaping maw. Jeff, the eternal Microsoft fanboy, now owns an Apple Product. In other news, the ground is very cold, and bacon is now far more difficult to obtain. Blythe talks news while trying not to die from lack of internet. Amanda laments things that smell like other things.

Amanda went to a beerfest and learned that crust makes your hair curly. Blythe has been streaming Borderlands 2 on Mixer. Jeff has lots of info about new video game things to buy! And Rissy is full of mucus, and she can read your mucus like tea leaves.

Rissy fills in for Blythe this week, and she and Amanda plan out an erotic remake of the Super Mario Bros. movie. Jeff is back from E3, where he got to see all sorts of cool stuff. And Blythe got a new headset that includes "all the human engineering design."

Amanda and Blythe discuss free food, the ruining of stuffs by millennials, splitting the party, streaming on Mixer, and family jokes on twitter. They also get REALLY distracted and off track because of the need to discuss laundry. Blythe establishes that she is the husband to Amanda's wife, and then they discuss all of the dicks they've seen. And it's a lot of dicks.

Amanda is back from infiltrating the jocks in order to get free food. Blythe ate biscuits in a game store in Waco. Jeff gives us all the haps live from E3. And Rissy gets nostalgic about owl pellets.