Dork Pridecast

Amanda and Blythe discuss their weekend at All-Con with the Damsels of Dorkington. Jeff is mad about judge-y nerds and shark jumping. After researching heavily to write the new GoT show, Rissy has a Game of Throne fan theory problem and SHE CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS! HYPE LEVEL FUCKING CONFIRMED!

Jeff steps in for Amanda, and still won't tell us what happened at the Xbox MVP Summit. Blythe went to a sex club or a magic club, we're still not sure. In an odd turn of events, Amanda bitches about Wolverine. Rissy is eating her way out of a hole filled with sriracha mayo.

Blythe and Amanda are totally (not) topless and also not (not) wearing pants. They discuss their upcoming performance at AllCon, other podcasts, and being weak.

Amanda read a book that was definitely not by Patrick Rothfuss. Blythe's cat peed on her. Jeff is back from the Xbox MVP summit. Rissy wants to dissect dumb people.

Amanda watched old ladies, and then followed their lead by hurting her butt. Blythe has had a doozy of a week that includes a full on anxiety attack during an interview. Jeff is in Seattle. Rissy was at Capricon.

Amanda saw Lego: Batman and pooped a lot because Valentine's Day. Blythe was asked to sing a song about pooping, and then she furiously masturbated. Jeff is going to a super secret meeting of Xbox fanboys where he will be shown all of the secrets of Microsoft, while revealing NONE of it to us because he is lame and takes NDAs seriously. Rissy doesn't understand why no one wants to throw things at Jeff's dingles. 

Amanda is basically homeless now. Blythe has been consuming lots of boobs. Jeff is back, though we're not sure where he went. Rissy has a surprise admission about her butt that was totally written by Rissy and definitely NOT written by Amanda. 

The Damsels of Dorkington now have an Instagram account full of dumb quotes! Amanda has been watching Adventure Time, looking for apartments, and blogging about the PTSD her son has given her. Blythe has been Damseling and procrastinating Damseling with a webcomic about a serial killer. Jeff brings the Xbox news and info about all the blogging and podcasting he's been doing. Rissy is still waiting to be unleashed. 

Rissy is writing the new Damsel show, rubbing sea cucumbers on her face, and retweeting Nazi punches. Jeff is heading to Pax South, watching Black Mirror, and breaking up with Marvel. Blythe stopped catching Pokemon for like 5 minutes to talk about Carrie Fisher and pussy jokes. Amanda gets a break while Elvis steps in and writes a letter confessing that he (and all of us) are serial killers. 

Amanda slept all weekend, and started watching Adventure Time. Blythe's Dad has lived next door to a crazy person for a decade and has a folder full of passive aggressive notes to prove it. And she reads them. Jeff brings tech news, but not much saloon girl booty. Rissy is asking you to unleash her. #UnleashTheRissy