Dork Pridecast

Amanda is drunk, because life is hard (and so is she). Blythe gets progressively drunkish. Blythe has been having some weird ass dreams, and flying on planes with Flava Flav (not a dream). Jeff has video game news, and is still the podcaster in residence at the Married Gamers podcast. Rissy becomes her own poopsicles.

Rissy has returned from Canada in (mostly) one piece but still full of farts and a love for Asian skincare. Jeff has been drinking out of things that are not cups and listening to Hello from the Magic Tavern. Blythe is fighting with Apple, but doesn't want Jeff to go on a rant about it. And Amanda would rather impale herself on an object than to keep reliving high school.

We revamped the Patreon campaign with new stuff, including physical items! Blythe identified heavily with Jessica Jones and visited a Nerd bar in Dallas. Amanda has been addicted to the game that Blythe got her hooked on and still maybe only has 99 followers on twitter. Jeff wants you to download your free games and play with him. Rissy wrestles a bear and survives?

Amanda and Blythe spent Christmas together, ate Jesus Potatoes, got drunk, and recorded a podcast. So Merry Whatever! Jeff defends the Bare Naked Ladies, the girls sing Les Miserables, and Blythe gets Amanda hooked on Animation Throwdown.

Amanda couldn't find a stranger to jump her. Blythe finally has her life back. Jeff doesn't know what words mean. And Rissy fantasizes about Canadian gang bangs.

Blythe got trapped in Griffith Park. Jeff isn't sure he wants people to see his face. Amanda spent an hour and a half talking video games at the bank. Jeff and Amanda discuss eskimo brothers/sisters and shitty nerd movies. Rissy is going to make poopsicles.

The Damsels have started planning for GenCon, and are also revamping the Patreon campaign. Amanda was on Creek of the Week, and also needs more twitter followers. Blythe watched her friend's new movie, If There's a Hell Below, and you should too! Jeff gets political, and fucks with the ladies in real time. And Rissy reads terrifying books in lieu of sleeping.

Blythe dealt with her greatest fear on stage. Amanda discusses her porn preferences. Blythe's Dad shares his knowledge about gangbang porn, and Jeff brings us a bunch of video game news.

Amanda went climbing in Vegas, but she definitely did NOT do coke off of a stripper's ass. Jeff steps in for Blythe (yes, again). He has been catching up on some television, but still needs to watch MOAR! Blythe brings all the game and calendar news you could possibly want. Rissy tells us about her cyst-prone body.

The world's turned upsiiiiide doooown!!! Well, we were joking but it kind of has been (Thanks, Trump) but still! With both Blythe and Amanda out for the holiday week, it falls on Jeff and Rissy to step up and offer you the podcast you crave, just like a nice turkey dinner.