Dork Pridecast

Prepare yourselves as the ladies drive a mountain of internet memes and Neverending Story quotes down your earholes. Amanda enjoys the best Uber of her life heading to a barcade in KC while Blythe spends her down time enjoying her Xbox. Jeff brings the news as well as games everyone should keep on your radar while Rissy compares her elbows to the scrotum of Lucifer himself…and Dune…so there's that.

Jeff and Rissy discuss the Dickwolves Fiasco. Rissy spoils Doctor Who, shits all over Whovians, and goes on some tear about placentas. Jeff talks about PAX and future panels he wants to host. Blythe dropped the ball and didn't have time to do the news (or she was attacked by llamas/alpacas?). Amanda spoils Buffy.

Blythe returns after leaving Rissy in charge of things (thankfully the house hadn't been burned down when she got back) and talks about podcasts and freak shows. Amanda is still recovering her little knee while cabin fever starts to set in, resulting in ART! The blogs have begun as Rissy starts her descent into Babylon 5 while Jeff's rants about Clickbait articles. The Dork Pride Worldwide club is live on Xbox One and we detail our new Telegram messaging system for Patrons. The news sees some colorful commentary from the peanut gallery and the weekly letter detail the horrors that are found along the route of a half marathon.

DorkPride.com has officially launched! Amanda walked out on a Kevin Smith movie and will be blogging about your mom. Rissy loves Bruce Boxleitner and will be blogging about Babylon 5. Rissy, Amanda, and Jeff all did things they swore that they would never do. Jeff went to PAX West and has lots of news about video games that Rissy doesn't understand. Blythe wants you to stop posting gross pictures, so she can stop peeing herself.

Amanda is less gimpy and more artsy this week. Blythe went to some theme parks and was cast in a musical. Jeff is at PAX West and has helpful news items for Blythe. Rissy is crawling through the colon of a massive hell beast (read: moving).

Amanda teaches the dangers of crawling up the sides of rocks, as well as giving a glimpse into her artistic side. Blythe gushes about her newest addition to her home and her upcoming musical collaboration. More details being provided on the new website that will be going live very soon. Jeff drops a lot of knowledge and a shameless plug, while the Letter from Rissy actually concludes without a poop reference.

Shoutouts Aplenty!!! The ladies chat introspectively about the post-Gen Con blues and con plague. Big announcements of changes coming in the near future for DorkPride.com (Don't worry, it's ALL GOOD). Blythe laments her iPhone not being able to GO! and misses her Windows UI. Amanda finds a new Netflix fix that Blythe happens to know personally. Jeff's News consists of Hamilton references, Xbox tips, and some Nerdtastic casting news out of Hollywood; while the Letter from Rissy is poetically short and sweet, due to her hosting duties at MidAmeriCon this week.

Rissy is hosting the Retro-Hugos. Jeff finally joined the rest of us in the modern world and is now obsessed with Hamilton. Rissy and Jeff tag team the fuck out of Stranger Things. Blythe won't stop talking about poop favors. And Amanda's brain refuses to catch up with her body.

The Damsels of Dorkington went to GenCon!!!! Travis and Wendee made our Patron Party AMAZING! Sarah Donner made Blythe and Amanda cry for an hour. The curse of the Scottish play made itself known. Amanda rode around on one of our fans yelling "pew pew pew!" Our Patreon EXPLODED, because John, Mary, and Joshua are in some kind of bidding war for... us...? Amanda is gonna rage SO HARD while she learns to play games on a console. Jeff's liver is still operating, and he's playing Witcher 3 but not shouting about Windows. Finally, Rissy is a French Yoda AND a Russian Captain Kirk who is still recovering from cinnamon toast crunch shots.

Amanda might as well be dead, because she doesn't have internet access. Rissy steps in for Amanda, and answers letters TO Rissy, for a change. Blythe is still talking about what she would do for an Xbox One. Jeff is punching taints, forgetting to punctuate, and opinioning again.