Amanda is a legitimate science person who has to get ready for legitimate science conferences. Blythe cries about Ghostbusters and gives no fucks about T-swift, Kim, or Kanye. Jeff trolls the girls with Windows, celebs, and long words. Rissy's new active wear attracts Boob Gnomes.

Jeff and Rissy open a portal to the Negaverse and out comes poop and Windows 10. Jeff keeps it classy whilst reppin' the 405. Rissy sings the Mountain Dew Blues. Amanda gets into Blythe's vagina (dammit, you assholes). Blythe reports on the SDCC stuff she knows about, mainly her friends.

Blythe has been working and not sleeping. Amanda has been playing Pokemon GO! Jeff thinks he is on a first name basis with The Rock. Rissy might actually be a sophisticated Rissy-bot from the future.

Blythe enjoys watching an RPG being played, Amanda discusses the downsides of going out into nature. Jeff gets political. And Rissy wonders what happens to poop in the events of the rapture.

Damsels are planning for GenCon (room party, anyone?)! Amands is an 11 year old. Blythe is definitely not a cam girl... or is she? Jeff went to E3. And Rissy got weird messages because she writes erotica.

Amanda definitely did NOT write the intro for this episode. Blythe has a bone to pick with Tom Hiddleston. Jeff likes balls in his mouth. And Rissy's kitteh has a butt problem.

Amanda talks about fairy tales and fashion. Blythe discusses Hamilton (and other musicals). Jeff thinks he should have been a CIA agent. And Rissy is NOT giving birth to Mothra.

Blythe talks about her birthday for way too long, Amanda had the Ambien madness, Jeff's "news" gets real bossy, and Rissy enlightens us about a scientific paper that basically says Idiocracy is real.

Blythe is going to San Francisco, Amanda went to Seattle, Jeff forgets about Comixology, and Rissy's clone is promoting TimeBangers.

Jeff steps in for Amanda this week. We discuss Jeff's swimmers, Blythe's lady boner for Timothy Omundson, Bohemeowan Rhapsody, Rissy's skincare with 96% snail mucus, and how Amanda can't spell Daenerys.