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We're on one final summer zoom due to high heat! Next week, we'll be back in person and should have special guest, bandleader/lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus! As for tonight's episode, though, the Notes: It's probably time for a new intro! Handy Rob Schulte hashtags! A little Rob Schulte love! Asking for ad dollars is Punk Rock! Taking copious notes is Punk Rock! Nelson is the most punk rock and therefore has no time for doodling! New Massholes coming up on Saturday, September 10th at Maceli's means Nelson is up for reelection for Lawrence Comedy Mayor! Nelson is excited at the possibility of new comedy leadership! All I can think of is Billy Bob Thornton! Will spoils the ending to Sixth Sense for children and the stubborn elderly! He was Billy Bob Thornton the whole time! Will advocates for looser science! Will champions chorizo and the little orbs! Will is showing off his tool kit over by the water tower and committing numerous phone crimes! We need to fill out the local comedy government, too many powers lay in the mayor's hands! Will saw his dad's new play and thought it was great! Shausten! Will's infuriating Sean Astin impression! Nelson's cat has joined the Sean Astin chat! Cats like Will's Sean Astin impression more than they like him! Dr. Catlittle! Will's cat telepathy is largely based in narcissism!

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Come see Will and Nelson and multiple guests of the Deuce at the comedy Lawrence-themed trivia game where the audience is also a contestant, Massholes! Saturday, September 10th at 7:30pm at Maceli's! Featuring the election of the next comedy mayor! Will Nelson & Keezer maintain their stranglehold on local comedy politics, or will Lawrence embrace a new comedy leader?

We're zooming cause it's hot! Congrats to Kansas for voting well, we didn't mention it in the episode but it needs saying! The Notes: If you haven't changed during the run of this podcast, you probably should! Happy Mental Health Land! We had a delightful live show last episode! Shoutout to our friends at RPG for hosting us, please give them your business and love, they deserve it! Will is changing his mind about St. Louis! Nelson needs more St. Louis experience, but he like is fine! Nelson hasn't watched The Bear, but he can imagine! Nelson dreams about Guy Fieri a normal amount! Sports Corner! Another banger of an intro song by Will Averill! Go Washington Mystics and KC Current! Shaq Fu has nothing to do with England! Let Will have some at bats, The Royals! Bananaball, check it out! We watched stuff! The Sandman and Paper Girls are good! Also, Nelson liked Prey but we don't have time to talk about it so maybe watch it for next episode or this month's patreon!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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We are back with our friends at RPG doing it live for you! The Notes: Our bandleader Matt "Spicy Beef" Gaus is back and he's got keyboards this time (we're going 8-bit, baby)! Our vibe is sex basement! It's the eve of George Jetson's birth! The George Jetson situation means the Water Wars are nigh! Epcot Center Freakout! Dragon assistant manager! Will doesn't know how to just go straight, let alone back up! Will's Anxiety Song! Will's Christopher Walken impression is back! Christopher Walken as a Chinese female Captain Hook, apparently! Nelson's in-town duck problems! This town's duck laws are terribly backward! Why Nelson is mad about Frogger! Ric Averill is here! How to survive the coming Water Wars! Fathers getting their asses handed to them by their sons in video games, the lost final verse to Cat's in the Cradle! Hit up Ric's GoFundMe and see his new play The Silent One at Art Emergency on August 12th and 13th for some sweet snail puppetry! Andy Morton is here to clear the air and clear up some Disney mistakes we've already made during the show! Epcot anxiety vs Epcot intimacy! See Andy at the Danger Bob reunion shows in October in Lawrence and KC! Amber Fraley is here! Nelson has some hard-hitting Llama questions for Amber! If you want a llama, Amber knows a guy! Mafia llama tampering is rampant in this town! Best llama names! Buy Amber's book already! Skye Rosalina is here! Skye is pro murdering Herbies! The streets of this town run red with the blood of murdered Herbies! Check out Skye doing comedy at Elmo's and the house she's squatting at! Pete Logan is here! Apparently, Pete Logan is Australian!? Just because it's legal doesn't mean you should look at it! LFK Mayor Courtney Shipley and Molly Scanlon are here! How much city funds are being spent for law enforcement to protect the Kings, Burger, Burrito, and otherwise!? God bless the Burger King lady! We have the gentlewomen of Kansas and Missouri, Jeanne Averill and our new friend Amy! 2 out of 2 Missourians agree our show is delightful! Missouri has infuriatingly better duck legislation! Happy birthday, Amy and George Jetson! 67 minutes of good times and prescient warnings of the coming Water Wars- prepare yourselves now, kids!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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We're back for a second episode of the night free-for-all with returning special guests Jeremy Auman and Molly Scanlon! We're also time traveling in both directions, having recorded this a week in advance and then releasing it another week in advance with our live 350th episode scheduled for next week! It's like Tenet, but drunker! The Notes: Double-reverse time travel nonsense: Dr. Who could NEVER! Auman is being ad-blasted by time crystals! Auman would take anything from a Leroy except for crystals! Nelson is again a strong robot ally! We and our lawyer are respectful of all time travel laws and statutes! Just do it (next to an erupting volcano)! Even in the future past it isn't August 2nd yet, so if you're in Kansas vote NO and help protect women's lives and bodily autonomy, and also avoid a fascist theocracy! Reminder that Nelson is a master investigative journalist! Will is lying about books again! BOOK IT!

See our live 350th episode in the basement boardroom at RPG (Restaurant, Pub & Games) in downtown LFK! Saturday, July 30th, drinks at 7:30pm, show at 8-ish-pm! Free admission! Fun times! Be there!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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We're in person in Will's garage and we've got guests! Jeremy Auman is back and we have a Molly Scanlon drop in! The Notes: It's warm! Live show in 2 weeks! Auman is here with a rebuttal to Todd Soden's appearance in episode 339! Auman is also here to disparage D&D and conduct a blowjob poll! Auman is also here to argue that Van Halen is the best American rock band! It's around this point where we begin to spin out! Flying Under the Influence! Auman's Sad Corner! Auman sings the Blues! Will's Anal Fissure Corner! Will is contemplating butthole botox! Nelson asks the tough questions! Auman's man skirt corner! Auman starts asking bra questions! Auman is blaming Todd Soden for a lot of things now! A quick Star Wars minute! We're still here!

See our live 350th episode in the basement boardroom at RPG (Restaurant, Pub & Games) in downtown LFK! Saturday, July 30th, drinks at 7:30pm, show at 8-ish-pm! Free admission! Fun times! Be there!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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Back on the zoom again this week cause schedules were a little tight. Those dog days of summer are barking, you know!? Anywho, the Notes: Will is good at lyrics! Frenetic and off-putting! Will's time at McDonald's and its connection to the Vietnam War! Will flew too close to the sun and got got! Will embarrasses the women that he loves most! Nelson's Joker origin! Save the Prairie Park Nature Center! The Sad Ballad of Tito the Parrot! He longed for the salty embrace of the sea! Under the bridge downtown, they crashed a garbage truck! Will's Top 5 Hills (the answers will shock you)!

See our live 350th episode in the basement boardroom at RPG (Restaurant, Pub & Games) in downtown LFK! Saturday, July 30th, drinks at 7:30pm, show at 8-ish-pm! Free admission! Fun times! Be there!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider & Molly Scanlon, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

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Hey, hey! Zoomed this one. Things were a little hectic what with national birthdays and close contact covid exposures, so we zoomed. It's Fourth of July weekend, so happy Fourth of July for the things that are still good about America and the dwindling things we can still love ironically as democracy continuously erodes into ethnonationalist theocracy. We don't really get into the holiday or the stripping of rights that, as always, largely hurts women, bipoc, and lgbtq people, and especially those that check multiple of those boxes. We don't get into it because we try to be a place you can go when you don't have the emotional bandwidth at the moment for other pods that do it better and you want a reprieve. Nelson particularly likes Crooked Media's Hysteria. It was in our list of topics to hit, but that almost never works for us and we just end up going where we go unless we crash. Which is certainly a shortcoming of ours, and we apologize. But, regardless, rest assured that we hate fascists, and we hate religious fascists probably most of all, and for those that agree with that and/or are being hurt by fascists, we're with you. Hopefully we don't have to get into a shooting war about it.

*Deep fucking sigh*

Anyway! The Notes: Live show details, as promised! Lawrence needs more sex rooms! We should have sold ponchos! Nelson is using metaphors! Will is truncating! Will is, and should be referred to as, Mr. Fancy, or Mr. Fancy Mouth, or Fancy Mouth Averill! Will is trying to create terminators with his fancy mouth while Nelson tries to forestall robot insurrection! Segway jousting! Will's 5 Weirdest Entertainments! The sex criminality of otters! Game's over when the jar's empty! #Flapjumping! Human genitals and the brine! Game's over when the jar's full! Children make the worst jailers! More weird stuff, please! Come have a slow jazz party in the sex dungeon with us! Hootie and the Blowfish is about quiet desperation! You can pay us to tell us to stop without it being blackmail this time!

See our live 350th episode in the basement boardroom at RPG (Restaurant, Pub & Games) in downtown LFK! Saturday, July 30th, drinks at 7:30pm, show at 8-ish-pm! Free admission! Fun times! Be there!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider & Molly Scanlon, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

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It's the second episode of the night at Murf's with Pete Logan! Andy Morton also lurks at the edge of things . . . Also lurking is a live 350th episode coming in late July, details next episode! The Notes: Andy Morton derailed a train recently! Train-flattened pennies and other uncle pastimes! Missing the hobo lifestyle! Pete Logan's Hobo Pie Recipe! Will's hobo name is Slow Foot Willie! For the price of a warm pie and a warm bed you can get married! Will's got some sloppy hashtags! Pete makes that dented top hat look good! #DDHoboNameMe! Listening to the trains! Will's seagull impression! Will makes a really bad techno song! Nelson has forgotten his muses! Will explains the plot of Yellow Submarine! Beatles talk!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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Pete Logan is here! We're recording at Murf's! And once we overcome an emergency beer shortage, we get into it! The Notes: This isn't an alcoholism thing, it's about thirst! These Peaky Blinders are so peaky and so blinding! Hate Rushmore (top 4 hates)! Will does not consent to marshmallows! Nelson and Pete bond over hatred! Will's hashtags are out of control, and wide open for misinterpretation! Will reveals a dark secret about these hashtags of his! Will is a human flashbang grenade with these hashtags! Will's mom is listening again, so it's time for Will to tell the egg story again! Kids, remember to cover all your bases when you're doing science! Ghostbusters Trivia Corner! Will is Mr. Flashbang! Father's Day Corner! Movie Review Corner: Lightyear and Jurassic Kingdom! What did we learn!? Apple is censoring us! STOP SILENCING US, BIG TECH! Hashtag showdown! Are the listeners here for chaos or order!? Thanks, Georgia! Will did a Harry Potter style wizard murder!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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Zooming it this week, it was too hot to fuck around without finding out. But I do completely lose track of time so you get like 10 extra minutes of Deucing! It's democracy in action! Here's the Notes: Live Show coming, late July, start limbering up, details coming soon! Will is making family moves! Will sings some jingles! Will's noodle betrayal story! Noodles & Com-pa-ny, Noodles & Com-pa-ny! Will was made to look a fool in front of regular people! Will wants to be lied to about the big stuff! We have the friendliest malice! Will calls Nelson a robot sympathizer when he's clearly a robot abolitionist! End credits rap, please! #DDDragnetRapMeUp! How Will failed democracy this week! The lighter side of failing democracy! Breaking News: Will is not seeking reelection! What's the per capita murder rate at Exchange City! Talking about The Stuff! Nelson would have charged more for certain kinds of the Stuff! Kids, keep all your time machine things in the same place! Nelson has added it to his time machine list!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider & Molly Scanlon, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!