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Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happiest of All Possible Holidays, we love you, but this is a weird Christmas episode, not gonna lie! The sound is a little off, too. Sorry! The Notes: Paying back the 2 minutes we owe you: a podcast ! Will's Movie Reviews for Violent Night and Clerks 3! A lot of pleasant surprises for the old Willster! After the first thaw is prime dune buggy weather! What should Will and his Mom do for their Boxing Day layover in Amsterdam: Anne Frank Museum, get high, or both!? Robot dog demonstration cautionary tale! Goatee Remembrances! Goatees vs the Civil War! Nelson's Cat attacks! It's good to explore! The road to museum hell is paved with robot dogs! Let these robot dogs have jobs! Let these robot dogs have appropriate jobs! A confusing, hesitant "yes, and" progression about robot rights that flies too close to the Holocaust during the high holy days! Robot rights vs Will's fear of AI! There's been worse Christmases!

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It's another dubious notetaking effort, but we are back to our usual 22+ minutes runtime (I know we still owe you like a minute from last time, don't worry, we're good for it). The Notes: Will's thinking about his yesterdays when he should be thinking about his tomorrows! Are the English meant to feel emotion like we do!? Anxiety Corner! The primary weapon of the English! If the situation is a-happenin! Letting your hashtags step outside, stroll down the road, and say hi to the neighbors! Faulknering it! Hemingway on Twitter! Hemingway vs Kanye! The desperation in Will's eyes! Marketing Corner- this one's for those of you in the turkey business! Gobbles the Turkey, the adorable turkey mascot! Gobbles the Turkey vs Goebbels the Turkey, let's sell some turkey and fight the rising tide of fascism! I don't believe in putting people on lists unless it's a list of people who root for a nazi turkey! Give me a call, English turkey businesses! Celsius vs Fahrenheit! #CelsiusForScienceFahrenheitForHotDays! This one goes some places and I hope you enjoy the ride and aren't nazis! Looking at guest(s) next week! Go get your Holidays/Christmas on!

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Hey hey, not a great job taking notes this episode but here are The Notes: Will has no idea what the episode number is! The intern question! We will choke your rivers with our dead – the Double Deuce guarantee! Only metaphorical corpses – the (other) Double Deuce guarantee! Ironically, I think it's an issue of advertising! We're having zoom troubles, and timekeeping troubles, but like all our troubles we will ride them to the ragged edge! Live by the zoom, get inconvenienced by the zoom! Show Corner, talking about shows! Willow, White Lotus, Yellowstone/1883/1923! For the love of god, you can still use lights in a night scene and we'll believe you that it happens at night! We accidentally go about 1-2 minutes short because of our start/stop/start zoom issues, but don't worry: we're back to going long as usual next week!

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Still zoomin' after all these years. The Notes: It's the Hour of the Deuce! Is Will erotic or evocative!? Will's singing is "E-rock-ative!" It's an Official Will Shoutout featuring the Official Will Shoutout Theme! Will has some ivory pipes, he makes the dirty people clean and the clean people dirty! 'Ol Ivory Pipes, the Ivory Pipes of Lawrence! Will shouts out Saltwell Farm Kitchen, a great place for food and a fun experience! Will doesn't know what to think after learning people are using his music to get down to get down! Are people having sex to his singing, Will wonders!? Yes, the answer is yes! Will can't stop touching himself! A little bit of audio mime! She's like the Hindenburgh, explosive personality and fewer deaths than you'd expect! Sports Corner! Will is magnanimous to Karate Sampson and the people of Cincinnati! How the heartbreak of soccer works! Well, we've had fun today! 'Ol Ivory Pipes – Songs to Make Love to When You're Not in a Hurry!

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Back again! We couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 11! None of the fanfare of last DecaDeuce's fabled CentenniDeuce, but most of the laughs, maybe more! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (we all know they're longer than that, calm down) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer: 43 chonky minutes! We're Dummy Thiccc with Minutes™! We've Got Plump Minutes Dumpers™! Look out! There're probably variable levels of sound quality, too, because WE TRIED, OKAY!? We've got guests, though! Jeremy Auman, LFK Mayor Courtney Shipley, Todd Soden, & Skye!

Here's the Contents:

• 1) Nelson is Like Germany, or Nelson's Comeuppance, or When in Doubt, Make it a Mini (1/23/22)
• 2) Favorite 90s Band, or Muppet Gulag Dance Number, or Auman's Beautiful Muppet Moment (Non-Gulag) (w/ Auman) (3/16/22)
• 3) Will is a Sailor, or Will Hates Ragtag Teams of Misfits, or Number One in Stabbings! (4/3/22)
• 4) Mayor Stories, or Green Beer Video Conspiracy (w/ LFK Mayor Courtney Shipley) (4/3/22)
• 5) Jam Pumping Mic Check, or Where Exactly Are You Putting This Jam? (4/10/22)
• 6) New Soup Podcast, or The Soup Podcast is Coming from Inside the House (4/10/22)
• 7) Bigfoot Expert, or Nelson Doesn't Trust the Bigfoot Science, or Bigfoot Wants to Report a Crime, or I'm Not a Cop Expert (w/ Todd Soden) (4/24/22)
• 8) Cucumber Argument, or BREAK THE TIE WILL, or Will's Problematic Opinions About Holes (w/ Skye and a lot of beers for us, you can hear them) (4/24/22)
• 9) Will's Doughnut Tragedy, or Will's Doughnut Redemption, or Pete Davidson (5/22/22)
• 10) Danger Bob, or Mister Police I Gave You All the Clues, or This Is for the Deep Fans (5/22/22) [Editor's Note: for non-Deep Fans, Will is referencing episode 341: This One's for Will's Therapist!, which had just been recorded prior to this mini.]

Back with a regular Double Deuce episode next week!

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Still zooming cause football and other minor tragedies, and so this is the saddest episode ever! The Notes: We're the guests, but we're also the hosts! We find ourselves back at Timecop! What's your favorite time travel story!? This American Doc Hollywood! Are these lizard people or are they Texans!? If Will lived in the Ikea! Ethiopian food was the right choice! Will almost doesn't get to tell a story about Ollie (but don't worry, he does)! How many refrigerator doors was it!? Will's Ikea is an absurdist nightmare! Nelson's already done his Ikea bit! The coins keep rolling in at Big Johnny's Religion House! The Little Italian Chefs Making Spaghetti System of Rating Sadness! The saddest spaghetti! What do you see when you picture a little Italian chef? We're talking about some Chef Boyardee-lookin' motherfuckers! As usual, telemarketing is the saddest of all! Will remembers the plot of Newsies, and it was apparently not prolabor! Is Newsies a little bit like Philip Roth's debut book Goodbye, Columbus!? Goodbye, Columbus derails us just like it's derailed so many before! Let us know how your movies and personal experiences rate on the Little Italian Chefs Making Spaghetti Scale of Sadness! The saddest Double Deuce ending of all time, but still only 3 Little Italian Chefs Making Spaghetti sad (could be better, could be worse)!

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Zooming after our big political episode, but back in person next week (with guests!). The Notes: Our editor is a cat! Will's relaxation tips: eat an edible and listen to lo-fi synth Skyrim music! A lot of people are listening and a lot of them are kind of grossed out! A little patreon sales (hit it up at patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod, despite what Nelson tries to tell you— he'd had an edible and was half-relaxed)! Will's Christopher Walken impression is back and he records an outgoing voicemail message for you, the people, to use— find the isolated track on the patreon (whether you subscribe or not)! Ollie is stirring the pot! #GoodDadOnDoubleDeuce! Grab that thang! Bonfire Night in Corpusty! The origins of Corpusty! Only fires, no dead bodies! Shirley Jackson's Corpusty Lottery! Will's Top 5 Things That Were Moving but Not Alive That Night! Never trust a guy in a trench coat, kids! Hotdog truck driven by a hotdog g-g-g-ghost! They have no giant hotdogs there! The reason football clubs don't use mascots! So much ghost activity there should be an X-Files about it! Mulder really dropped the ball on ghosts! The X-Files catches a quick stray! Will needs some ketchup on his body!

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We've got an election this Tuesday so we're talking about it with fantastic guests! We've got Kansas Treasurer Lynn Rogers talking about his reelection bid and what the treasurer's office is doing for Kansans, and, keeping us on the rails, our friend, Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! Then we close out with a drop in from Kansas State Senator Marci Francisco to talk about the judges and justices, and the questions at the end of the ballot! Big, big episode! Here's the Notes: It's our 365th episode, finally allowing for a daily Deuce listen for an entire year with no repeats! It's our Big Time Election Episode! Kansas Treasurer Lynn Rogers is here to talk to us, cementing our place as THE political podcast for LFK! What is a treasurer, and do they get to swim in the treasure? Can dragons run for office, is there no rule against it? Retirement planning! Building home equity! Nelson's 3 tips to build home equity (2 Fridges in Every Home)! Hemp farming and medical marijuana! How the treasurer can influence policy! The sweetest of Excel spreadsheets! Nelson asks a gotcha question! Kansas farmers feed more people than you think (and YOU)! The issues Kansans are really talking about: kitchen table, not culture war! Don't forget to vote down ticket, kids! You may have unclaimed property waiting for you— check it out at kansascash.ks.gov! Get your personal voter information and access a sample ballot at myvoteinfo.voteks.org! Can we reinstate privateering to grow the Kansas treasure? Official Treasurer Dad Joke Closer! But wait, there's more! State Senator Marci Francisco drops in for a quick talk about judicial retention, the questions at the end of the ballot, and why to be sure to get out and vote this election! Big beer democracy! Vote democrat!

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We're on the zoom again, but next episode is gonna be big. Check out the notes for more. The Notes: Nelson doesn't lie about flavor! Abiding by the laws of Flavortown! A dream of wings on every corner! Will's dreams all turn into nightmares! The retribution is swift! Will's improv games! The point for Will is the wallowing! This is a dark episode! Next episode has special guests! Happy Halloween! Dark thoughts, the spookiest ghost story! Sometimes Dillons can be sad! Nelson's supermarket story! Nanowrimoing to succeed! LFK Mayor Courtney Shipley and Lynn Rogers, current and democratic candidate for Kansas Treasurer! If you have questions for him, for Courtney, or about the election in general, send them our way! A good treasurer treasures every moment! Hot tub safety tips! Lick that shit with a friend! We love each other and most of you! Nelson needs some wiggle room! Three things for kids to look out for! A happy ending, despite the lurking threat of nazis!

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Zooming it this week! Big things in the weeks ahead, though, just wait! The Notes: No single Deuces here! We're like the Health Department! Ice Murder! Will wants to hear about your ice murders! Nelson is hot on the trail of a goldfish murderer! Nelson solves the goldfish murder the department tried to sweep under the rug! Will accidentally shits on his Oprah dream! Oprah dreams sometimes become Oprah nightmares! Will is briefly profound! Ollie is going to be a murder clown named Hugz for Halloween! The only thing scarier than murder is physical intimacy! Will has never found ET! Nelson's potentially flawed remembering of the plot of ET has tragic implications! Before ET flew just the right distance from the moon, he flew too close to the sun! Science Corner: How do you get to the moon? Going to space, first go up, then go out! Will has a common misconception about Australia! Will vamps while Nelson catches up on notes! A wine company copywriter has drawn our ire! Sports Corner! KC Current headed to the NWSL Championship game vs Portland, hell yeah! Top 5 Things Will and His Niece Do to Have Fun! Will is an idea man! Once again, Will is forcing women to perform his emotional labor! Metaphorical Beards! Nelson wonders how the other half lives! The sad little Jedi who wasn't allowed to play baseball! No Jedis in baseball: it's in the rules! Learning the lessons of Air Bud! Air Bud sent a shockwave through the world of sports! Ante Aer Bud (Before Air Bud) vs Anno Aer Bud (The year of our Air Bud, or After Air Bud)!

Editor's Note: As Air Bud was released in 1997 CE, or 0 AAB, this podcast was recorded and released on October 23rd, 25 AAB.

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