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Back again, like the tide, but for your ears. The Notes: You people are making Will's DMs filthy! Will plays net sports (extremely keen-eared, time-traveling listeners may remember Will talking about his foray into pickleball during a DecaDeuce we haven't released yet)! Pickleball knife fighting! You can't argue with knife inclusivity! We're a bad fit for a nazi rally! Indiana Jones has proven the existence of polytheism! Gonna need a ribcage mechanic! We embarrassingly forget Mola Ram's name! Is Innerspace science fact yet or not!? Dennis Quaid probably doesn't talk like a duck! Catch Will at Nerd Nite this Wednesday at Maceli's for his presentation on Richard III being framed for the death of the princes in the tower! Will is going to present several theories, including Nelson's theory that Captain Kirk did it! Keep Will accountable— make sure he presents Nelson's Kirk Killed Them Boys theory to the greater scientific community! Don't put kids in towers! The importance of improvisation when committing regicide! Nelson watched Physical 100! How high can you jump!? There's more wrasslin' than jumping! We're still waiting for a better Running Man! Leave out the pedophiles! Don't forget to Nerd Nite with Will and stand up for science!

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Zooming on out to you! The Notes: Previewing the all intro episode! Old man weather! Dystopian human weathervane! The coming Water Wars draw ever closer! Our preferred dystopias! Nelson ascribes to the liberation school of robot revolution! Our criteria for robot overlord collaboration! Some robots need a plan b! Deep Blue racism! Go to Nerd Nite on March 8th at Maceli's to see Will and other people! Be the main character in the TV show of your life! Jason Keezer can't get all of your grooves back, despite his raw sexual charisma he's still only one man! The Things That We've Got Coming Up Corner! Go to the next Massholes on April 14th at Maceli's to see us and other people (including some new blood!) and do your part for comedy democracy by voting in the comedy mayoral election! It's artisanal comedy, not mass-produced comedy, individual like snowflakes! Thumbprints in the Comedy! Neil Simon kind of phoned that one in! Forgotten short-lived McDonalds character the Hamburglar Helper! The secret origins of Wario! Sports Corner shoutout to KU Basketball, the DC Defenders, and Sunderland! Stock "Double Deuce" that, like aloha, can be hello or goodbye!

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Lazy Sunday zooming! The Notes: Are you happy, dear listeners? Will is unfit to perform surgery! We're gonna need more hotpads! Will likes RAYGUN and promotes them for free! Vaguely threatening in the nicest way! The origins of insurance agents! Insurance ad characters and their punchability! One of those faces that needs to be smacked! Rugged man, manly man, man man, man manness! #DoubleDeuceManSlurry! North American Man Slurry Demographics! Concentrated Man Slurry vs Mansicles! The tragedy of Man Slurry deserts! Heat and humidity provide optimal conditions for Man Slurry! The silent Man Slurry majority! Will is presenting his Richard III conspiracy theories at the triumphant return of in person Nerd Nite! It's Wednesday, March 8th at Maceli's (there's an event on facebook)! Will's favorite Dick! Special Guest Oliver Fox drops in for the Will's Butt Report! Required beards! Will implores you, on the topic of his butt, to please do your own research! Will demands you sniff his ass! Hundo talk and potential new slang for the kids! Will yet again drives home his unfitness to perform surgery! I hope you took notes, kids, cause there's gonna be a quiz!

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Melia is back! But so is our sound issue, hopefully I fixed it well enough while editing. Meant to release this before the Superbowl rather than the morning after, but I was non-covid sick for a few days, the editing fixes took a while, and there was the aforementioned big game, so it took a minute. Sorry about that, but here it is! The Notes: More Melia! Superbowl Sunday! Tomahawk chop is bad! Superbowl civil war! Superbowl ads! Snack nostalgia! Modular crockpots! Nelson is called back into the ad game! German efficiency! Self-driving cheese dip! Will blurs some lines in a way not conducive to a national television ad campaign! Will's New Job Corner! He's at the Lawrence Community Children's Center! They've got a children's clothing closet, with sizes newborn through 5, and other resources for kids in that age range in Douglas County at tykesdc.com! Check the Community Children's Center out on their facebook page and donate if you can! Nelson's advertising genius shines through again! Nelson pitches the hell out of these quality parenting services!

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Hooray, we're recording in person and we have a guest! But, we had an in person mic sound snafu! Podcasting, she gives and she takes in equal measure! I got it fixed as best I could, but sorry if it's not sounding the best! Anyway, the Notes: Melia Stockham is here, and it's her first time ever on a podcast! Will's seamless plugging! Melia's war with the glutes! LFK gluten hacks! Cowboy-style pancake branding! Want to be better organized and productive, go get Melia's book: The Productivity Spectrum! Productivity and chaos! Frog prison! Amazon, a double-edged sword, and the publishing dilemma! Bing-Bong! Body-hiding problems! What Will calls "the dirty grandpa!" Sleeping while you aren't asleep!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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Can't stop, won't stop! We couldn't record a new episode! But don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 12! It's the Deucy Dozen, y'all! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long cause we believe in giving the people what they want) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer (like we said): 50 he's not heavy he's my Double Deuce Brother but also he's heavy minutes! Most of them involve food (get at us Food Network)! Sometimes there're variable levels of sound quality, too, because sometimes they're mic checks and sometimes we've been drinking. But what we lack in spit and polish we make up for with raw enthusiasm! We've got guests, too! Pete Logan, Matt Gaus, & Molly Scanlon!

Here's the Contents:

• We Didn't Intend for This to Get Sexual, or Bring a Signed Note from Your Parents (9/4/22)
• Will's Bedtime Routine, or Three's Company Heist (9/17/22)
• Lost Mic Check While We Eat Before Recording, or Will's Ranch Opinions, or 3 Middle-Aged Men Chat Lazily About Dips, or If You're Gonna Be Ranch Be Ranch, But If You're Gonna Be Blue Cheese Be Blue Cheese, or The Man with the Heart of Ranch (w/ Pete Logan) (June 2022)
• Laundry Balls, or Nelson is a Sheets Man, or Anger is the Same as an Orgasm to Will (11/12/22)
• Will's Chex Mix Seasoning Disaster, or Will's Bringing Houses Together, or 4.5/5 Edmund Fitzgeralds, feat: Nelson's 90-yard Callback to Episode 366: Hotdog G-G-G-Ghost! (11/12/22)
• Lost Musical Mic Check, or Pancake Dance, or Mario Number 5 (w/ Matt Gaus & Molly Scanlon) (August 2022)
• Burrito King Real Talk, or We Struggle with Numbers but It's a Yes (11/20/22)
• What's Your Favorite Doughnut Shop, or If a Doughnut Murdered a Man, or Will's Boston Accent Runs Amok (11/20/22)
• KFC Stories, or the Manhandling of the Hungry, or HARD RAIN (12/4/22)
• Auman Conspriacy Theories About Auman Conspiracies, or String Not Twine, or You Just Have to Ignore Obvious Facts, or Lincoln Had a Secretary Named Basil Leaf (12/11/22)

Back with a regular Double Deuce episode next week!

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Zoomin it and zoomin it and zoomin it (marginally) well. The Notes: The hype train rolls in SO HARD! We almost start a Sports Corner; but don't give up hope, we eventually come back to it! Mythbusting Snowpiercer! Apparently this train is 12 miles long how???!!! Snowpiercer is rife with scientific impossibility so thick it strains the limits of the willing suspension of disbelief! It must have taken forever to gentrify this endless train! To Will, and the denizens of train city, protein bars are equal to human corpses! Getting Titus Andronicus'd! That awkward post-dinner party email after getting Titus Andronicus'd! Will is saying yes to the universe and its infinite possibilities re: accidental cannibalism! Long-lost cannibal love child! Is this train a city? Held hostage in Snowpiercer hell! If you're in line for Sports Corner, stay in line! And, we're back to sports! Will watched the first half of the Chiefs game in a low-intensity Tom Waits song at Auman's house. Auman is welcome to rebut! Nelson's joy at the Cowboys sadness! More football and KU Basketball talk! Tecmo Bowl Remembrances! #FunctionalClocks! #12-MileTrain! That train is too long! [Editor's note: It's 10 times longer than the longest passenger train in human history. Freight trains are flirting with 3 miles long and engineers are saying it's extremely dangerous and will cause a catastrophe. Snowpiercer is four times longer than the human eye can perceive due to the curvature of the earth. Snowpiercer is a psy-op by the train industry.]

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Hey! This would normally be a live show, but we've had a lot going on and some scheduling complications, and that didn't happen. Normally, we would jump ahead to 376 and save 375 for when the live show happens, but normally that live show is just 1-3 weeks away, and this time we can't say for sure when it'll be. So, we're moving along with the episode numbers normally, and we'll get a live one in when we're able. It may be it won't be until the regularly expected episode 400, but worst case scenario 400 will be live, and live as all hell! Also, to make up for it, we've got a few fun things on the burners for you in these next episodes that'll have you saying "live show, schmive show, that was great!" Anyway, such as it is, here's episode 375! The Notes: Will is seldom ready for this, but he's ready for this now! We're like a 375-year-old woman! Oily joints! The darker side of turning 100! The butthole letter! Witches and witch stereotypes! This podcast is in international waters! There are no laws in Nelson's bathtub! You may have noticed this isn't a live show! #TubLife! Will was in England! Rainy days and dark at 4 always get Will down! Will got hassled by Old Bill for flashing! A harrowing tale of the English justice system! JK Simmons vs JK Rowling! Will's tribute to Becca Booth who is gone much too soon! We try to lighten the mood for the ending with mixed results (more of a lateral move)!

Link to Becca Booth's obituary at the times and the excerpt about donations for her children:

Obituary: Rebecca Amber Booth – The Lawrence Times (lawrencekstimes.com)

"In lieu of flowers, the family suggests that contributions for a fund to support Becca's children and may be sent in care of Warren-McElwain Mortuary, 120 W. 13th Street, Lawrence, KS 66044 or via Venmo @KimmyBooth. Please reference Becca Booth Children's Fund."

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Just like the last two holiday episodes, this one has not the best sound. Sorry again, should be fixed next time (we're at least doing a new recording session, so…). No holidays to happy this time so right on in. The Notes: We're proud of each other! Live Show Postponement Housekeeping: Live 375 will be late, but we'll make it happen (maybe in February)! Our lawyer is a boxcar lawyer! Adding Badassery back to the public-school curriculum! The badass exploits of Mrs. Grandon! Will's school trips involved being hunted in the woods! Nelson has to explain to Will which Virginia is the "fancy" Virginia! It's a long bus ride down to Medellin! Treats and bribes per diem! We all had our own Mrs. Grandon! Video Game Talk! Will is disappointed in these new games! Will's game reviews! Mrs. Grandon approved! We don't half-ass our badass!

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Happy New Year! Sorry, we recorded this the same time as last one (and next one), so the sound's still a little off. Still, we've got prognostications! The Notes: We're traveling through space and time as Will is simultaneously in his basement, on a zoom, and in England; the mind reels! Predictions for 2023: Cloud Shape Corner! Sky Glizzies and mustard rain! Old-timey moustaches, the predictable backlash, and the long mid-October awkwardness! Will has long dreamed of a facial hair rally! Will's a Son of a Shitter Man! Will's keeping it high and tight in Colorado! You never see Maine coming! Land of 1,000 Night Tickles! Weird goblin roleplay to save the marriage! It certainly ain't hurtin' (nudge nudge, wink wink)! Nelson receives another lesson in the perils of yes-anding! Zoom solstice parties! Kids, always wait for the third time! Lighten them bricks! We've been preparing you for the future this entire time (you're welcome)(sorry about the night tickles)!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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