Double Deuce podcast

We were busy celebrating mommas, so we zoomed! The Notes: Happy Mother's Day! Shoutout to the mommas! We respect all the mommas, but the non-mommas can take a back seat on this one (give them one day, damn it)! Sexual Biology and Reproduction Corner! Don't let fraggles up in there! Babies crave acid! Will's sim is a cult leader! We need more science cults! 100 Grand bars! Guilt candy! Nostley's Cronch and Harshey's Malk Chogolat! Kids, ask your parents if they've ever felched anyone and report back (for science)! Will has opinions on 100 Grand bars and the time has come to talk about them! What candy pairs best with the Golden Girls and/or depression! Teachers, have we not earned a 100 Grand bar for all the educational content we've provided!? Jim Henson's filthy mouth! Will's underwear disaster! Mother's Day pizza!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

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Things got hectic, so we zoomed! The Notes: The fates were against us, yet we prevailed! Un uplifting Wichita story (for once)! Like all Wichita stories, even the uplifting ones don't end well! Hoe downs, pre and post pandemic! The conditions by which Nelson will Electric Slide! Wall art of Wichita! The Kitten Gangs of Wichita! The number of days without pooping it takes to kill you in Wichita, and the answer may shock you! We're all orphans at heart! The three greases of Wichita! Will's got a new kind of grease! What we know about grease! The war science of doughnuts! #IQuizzedThatShitDD! Will Averill: a study in bravery! We hate cancer! James Tate needs the Hoho's of war (or does he?)! Stealth conservatives! The best time of day to trick Nelson! Nelson's mind knife is only used for good! Sharpening your mind knife! Will's mind knife is shoddy with disuse! Hey kids, how did you do on the quiz!? Did you use your mind knives? Mind knife!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

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Oh yeah, got those recording 2 shows in person second show bad notes going in full effect. The Notes: Will's nude calendar coming soon! We need someone who does facepainting! Will's co-boss of Nerd Nite now, and there's another one coming up on 5/10 at Maceli's! D&D talk! Hard up in these twitter streets! Ain't no good billionaires! Jeff Bezos the Musical! Don't worry, there's a song about pooping in a box! Money can't buy class! PSA ending for the kids!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfan Stefan Rider, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

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Oh shit, back recording in person, huzzah! The Notes: We're friends! #ExplainYourMurder! Declaring war on pear trees! The origin of the bartlett pear! A haphazard history of the Nicaraguan Civil War! Yeah, Reagan was bad! Ketchup spaghetti! Pepperoni robots! Cafeteria vs Bag Lunch: Dawn of Lunchables! Will's Leadership Lawrence update! Will's podcast adultery! Daler Mehndi shoutout (boat, boat, boat)! Northern Boys shoutout! That North England swagger! The English-Scottish DMZ! Will Rates Lakes! Villages vs Hamlets: Dawn of Ham and Cheese! Our sworn enemies, the Sycamore Boys! #AFewofMyFavoriteLakes! Will's Top 5 Lakes! Good Lakes vs Great Lakes! You need a great lake to really lose a boat! Robots can be women, too! One Knife vs Eight Knives: Dawn of the Pepperoni Robots!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

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Massholes weekend so you know we're on the zoom! The Notes: Ollie is fact-checking! Will hints at that which should not be named and his education on human sexuality! Professional Triviadore! Will did the monkey dance! Engagement party musical theater Bataan death march! Are you Scottish? #DDHaggisFriend! Learn how to fix a jacket, lads! You won't go jacketless with this man! The Brits appreciate time management! A romantic night of burning effigies! A representation of Guy Fawkes set aflame or an old man watching from nearby while he smokes an unfiltered cigarette!? European facts! 73% of Europeans have sex standing up! US Christmas vs European Christmas! Herr Dingle Klaus and Ivan Drago! Literal holiday minefields! Riot styles from across the world! Bad apples! Say the whole phrase, guys! Applepocalypse! We dodged an apple bullet there, guys! Not enough people have "apple" in their names! Australian sex facts! Don't go against the grain unless you don't want to get pregnant! Condom licenses! The sex prisons of Australia! Always put a little wall around your pond! What have we learned here today, class, before we hand things back to your teacher!?

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfan Stefan Rider, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

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The little hand is on the Double and the big hand is on the Deuce and we're zooming right into your ear hearts yet again! The Notes: We're lying right out of the gate! Bill Self loves a fish fry! Hawk Talk never discusses Death in Venice! Onion Corner! We're doing more Massholes this Friday at Maceli's, why don't you drop on by! Hot dog games! Guess the hotdogs, win an onion! Matrimonial hot dog games! The rising divorce rate is obviously tied to the lack of dowries and we have the data to back it up! The brownies may not be Ladybird this time, but they won't be wet! Those wet brownies were Nelson's Vietnam! The wet bread to cannibalism pipeline! Will is caught up on Yellowjackets! How we learned to stop worrying and love cannibalism! Exercise democracy by voting for in the next comedy mayor election at the Friday's Massholes! Will Adrianne win her second term? Will the political dynasties of Keezer or Nelson return to the throne? Or will we see a brand-new mayor? Maybe even one who's a brand-new contestant!? Be there to take part in your civic comedy duty or you can't complain about Lawrence comedy until the next election! The ukelele life that could have been! The Massholes guarantee: no more wet bread!

That's right, see us and our friends at Massholes: Band of It's Brothers this Friday night, 7:30 at Maceli's! The brownies won't be wet, but the first four rows will be!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfan Stefan Rider, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

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Zooming it in our post-basketball stupor. The Notes: In spite of the warnings of your mothers! Moms are champions of personal space! The threat level today is pretty right on, good vibes! It's the perfect time to join our patreon, 1 year in! Clap, or this fairy will die! Will promises 2 Will Sings this month, for the new subscribers and the old! Will's like AT&T! Civil War officer facial hair! Will's D&D Movie Review! It's fun, he likes it! Will's finally watching Yellowjackets! I don't know, maybe he's weeping over his lost innocence, you ever think about that!? Will's Single Parenting Corner! #KeepMyBoatAfloat! Advertise with us! Make us into Madmen! An example ad for Zen Zero, where they put the noodles IN your MOUTH! Isolated copy of this impromptu ad is available to anybody on our patreon, if you want it for proof of just how fast we can have quality ideas and execute them! Hire us and buy us suits, please! We're gonna need 5 suits each if you don't want to be embarrassed! Will always pisses himself in a JC Penny's! Will has PTSD because of dress pants! Manifest harder, bitch! Nelson finally watched Narcos! The Narcos did what Nelson asked for! Something to remember us by! Will isn't afraid to piss himself in this JC Penny's if our demands aren't met! There's better ways to go than pissing yourself to death in a JC Penny's! [Editor's Note: Will had the sniffles, he wasn't doing cocaine. This time. Hire us!]

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfan Stefan Rider, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

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Together in person again in the future past! The Notes: We're ringing bells now! This is the Remix! Second in person episode really throws off the intro in a way we haven't seen in years! We're so far into the future past we gotta really make sure not to fuck our grandparents! Nelson talks extensively about the boardgame Scotland Yard for several minutes! You need more subway tokens to solve this crime! Mr. X and gender! Will's Top 10 Jobs to Do Drunk! Were there 10 in there? #DDWereThere10InThere!? Will's 3 Rules for Being British! That's when it's oopsies! Without British blood, this podcast wouldn't exist! The first blood! Blood, blood, blood, I'm a doctor! 2nd episode note-taking in full effect! Nelson has a question about Career Opportunities during Target Talk! John Hughes's 4th of July party! Nelson is keeping secrets about John Candy's daughter! Nelson's friends guessing game! Uncle Buck talk! Things that used to be funny (not us, we're still funny, right, we're still funny, right, tell us we're funny)!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfan Stefan Rider, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

We're in the same room, Nelson's basement-style, and we recorded Tuesday to avoid the basketball rush! The Notes: Back in person and it feels pretty good! Dancing cats and other fever dreams! Cats, more cats, dancing cats, cats that won't dance, 6 hours!? The old fake dancing cats to host a game night gambit! That old paws/pause chestnut! The Pinter Paws! Basketball, baby! This cool band Will likes you've never heard of aka Gonzaga! The few difficulties of being a KU fan to balance out all the great! Nelson is still a little mad at Syracuse! Early 2000's remembrances! The dangers of Iowa! Never find yourself between an Iowan and the water with nowhere to run! Iowans don't shit where they eat when it comes to murder! How cannibals and the CIA created the Iowa Writer's Workshop! The old slip and fall! Slippin' Jimmy wouldn't survive a horror movie! Forget Nelson said anything!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfan Stefan Rider, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

The Notes: The AI Episode! Will got ChatGPT to review the podcast! Doubling down on their one mistake, this AI is becoming more human! It sounds like ChatGPT really loves the podcast! Will's musical breastfeeding! International farm waters! Everything's legal on a farm! Wheat pirates! Muddy little pirate footprints! Newest music releases corner! High school is exactly like the TV show Oz! We were both inspired by Hunter! Fred Dryer's Cocaine Times! We need more Hunter! Will demands a Hunter remix! Our podcast pairs well with cocaine times! Sponsor us, Cocaine! My Two Pablos! Touching a magic egg! The Rules of Acquisition section of the Bible! Will is a bad Christian! ADHD leads to the worshipping of false gods, sometimes!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfan Stefan Rider, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!