Double Deuce podcast

Auman and Skye are still here! The notes: We don't like Facebook! Will still reps Angelfire! All social media all the time! Dead Kidneys Disease is my favorite punk album! Will's Mom is a champion in the war against Satan! A campaign of grandparent appeasement! #GodvsDeadKennedys! #GodvsFugazi! Smashmouth is both American and Canadian, they're Schrodinger's Band! Applebee's babyback ribs! Ronald Reagan was capable of self fellatio! HAPPY JUNETEENTH! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

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Not only are still recording in person, we've got guests! Which taxed our sound a little, so sorry if it's not awesome! But still we've got guests! Jeremy Auman and Skye! Here's the notes: Making sure people realize that Jeremy and Auman are the same man! What's your Christopher number?! Digging deep on our security questions! Auditing wizard school! If men died there in the 1860's, Nelson has slept there! Cat songs! Poop song! Whittlin' suppositories! Guilty Applebee's Pleasures! Wheelchair Stall Threesomes! Everyone is a coward but Nelson!

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Second episode reunited in person and Will completely forgets how to start the show. WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXIST IN PUBLIC AGAIN YET! #IWillTellYouWhatIThinkDouble Deuce! The Notes: You are loved, no matter the size of your thoughts! Karate Sampson's thoughts = Karate, Science, Fireworks, and Rock & Roll! Sad Sports Corner! Sunderland wins their first trophy since 1972, then get Ted Lasso'd and remain stuck in the basement league! The Papa Johns Cup! Papa Shaq! All things Shaq and Shaq related! We hereby raise the Applebee's stakes! Will says fuck your dreams! The real hypeman was inside you all along! TWIST ENDING!

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE RECORDING IN PERSON! After 62 episodes apart, we are back together in Will's backyard recording this! Sorry if the sound is bad, we're still figuring that aspect out again. The Notes: The pandemic happened because we didn't love Jackee enough! Will does the conspiracy math! We are not a QAnons, but we've seen one on TV! Listener submitted Applebees ad! It's a conspiracy episode! UFOs are real and we aren't ready to deal with it. Nelson talks about space shows! Project Blue Book and For All Mankind! Will double-dips in the Applebees ad pool and he's not afraid to use an innuendo! Use corporate synergy, you cowards!

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Will's back from Boston, but he doesn't remember anything from before his trip! Here's the notes: Will forgets how to clock! Boston is a punchy city! Boston: Punching and Science is in Latin on the seal. Et Placebat Ei Pulsare Scientiam! Hockey, making sons, and giving no fucks! Ricky 3 was a regular joe of a king! Planning a roadtrip to the bronze cheeseburger! Calidum et Deliciose! She doesn't lose that book, man! Nelson's book is full of scallops! Nelson will vote against children running for public office! The biggest kid on the playground! [Editor's Note: Will actually talked about his Air B&B idea in a mini-episode we recorded last week for DecaDeuce 8, which is now complete and behind the emergency glass so I'm sure you'll hear it soon enough!]

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Stuff's happening, so we recorded this back on Wednesday, just so you know! Here's the notes: ASMR stands for Audio Sensing Motherfucking Reading! Karate Sampson used to read pornos to the blind! Release the Karate Sampson Cut, Audio Reader! It's like the Bourne Identity, but she remembers everything! Top 5 Facts About John Edward (& John Edwards)! Will is a real Fact Racker! Helping the police solve murders really comes down to who you know! Will's son wants the first 12 CDs for a penny! Nelson's book about the secret of Lawrence's secret underground nazi gold has a ghost train, romance, and some real thinking person's shoot-em-ups! The Ghost Train is the real Mayor! Boo Choo Choo! Come get divorced at Applebee's! (Sorry Felix!) RIP Melinda Henderson! Melinda was Melinda! Don't forget to vote about whether you want Will to sing for the ending of the next DecaDeuce! You have the power to effect real change! Vote Yes Will Sing or No Sing Will on Facebook and Twitter to make your voice heard! Will wasn't voted to sing back in middle school, so he laid the ham on so thick he promises your ass would have clenched!

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Happy Mother's Day! We call Will's Mom and he gets her an ambush journalism for Mother's Day. The Notes: The Politeness Ladies. The Knights Etiquette, please save us from our post-9/11 barbarism. Nelson's inadvertent murder. Nelson loves the kids. Kids love a sense of mystery. Mickey Mouse is a stone-cold psychopath. Nelson helps Will write a Mother's Day poem for his mom that he wrote himself. All this dog dick licking is a real Mother's Day miracle. Moms love rap battles. Weighing Tom Cruise's heart against a monkey's. A message to all the moms out there that this monkey is bound for heaven, happy Mother's Day!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

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WHOOPS! We couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode (and next week we may be back to recording in person)! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 7! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer (44 Double Stuf'd minutes! Shoutout Oreos! *wolf howl*) cause our hubris knows no bounds and we refuse to be bound by the laws of space and time! There're probably variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! Blame at least some of it on the pandemic and the limits of zoom recording! We've got guests, though! One guest, anyway! Jason Keezer is in no less than 2 of these bad boys! Want the contents?

Here's the Contents:

• Superbowl LV Recap, or That's Life, Man (2/21/21)
• Mars Colony, or BIG Science (2/21/21)
• Pour Some Wine on You, or Let Me Feed You These Brazilians (3/7/21)
• Bad Writing Tips, or Good Luck, Writers! (3/7/21)
• Red Ball 4 is Not the Future, or Lazy Fascism (3/7/21)
• C-List Supervillains, or the Quest for Better Glue (w/ Jason Keezer!)(3/21/21)
• Chris Nelson Live Starring Jason Keezer and His Hypeman Without a Country (w/ Jason Keezer)(3/21/21)
• Old Videos, or Explaining Alcoholism to Our Kids, or the Origin of Ed Parker's Screams! (3/21/21)
• Beekeeping, or I Married a Bear, or Honey House (4/4/21)
• Bounty Hunter Fights, or Do You Want Will to Sing? (4/4/21)

Plus, a bonus mini-mini called Zoom Self Love!

Do you want Will to sing at the end of the next DecaDeuce? Or do you not want that enough that you need your voice to be heard on the matter!? Let us know and try to wrest control of a tiny sliver of your destiny! Vote!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans!

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Look, we're trying to make a D&D episode, but we have a hard time staying on task. Notes! Nelson undercuts Will for the sake of scientific accuracy! It's a D&D episode! Will tries to use the D&D episode as a way to air some of his junior high-era grievances! Hey government, if you're not too busy, could you get all the cocaine out of NPR, please!? Mid-Level DM advice! The founder of Cinnabon is an unrepentant murderer! Now that the pandemic is over, Will is really hoping to go to New Mexico! Breaking Bad is a direct retelling of the cinnamon roll murders and Cinnabon's reign of terror, and Vince Gilligan isn't even being subtle about it! Nelson started reading the new Star Wars High Republic stuff! Wookiee jedi enjoys a fruit and cheese plate! Not since James Joyce's Ulysses have I been so confused about a book! [editor's note: there's a gungan (a Jar Jar) pirate named Wet Bub cause he's constantly soaked in blood] [pps: I like this book, but it's crazy and it gave me high school keeping track of the characters in War and Peace flashbacks]

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It's all downhill now! Here's the notes: Do you really have the "Best Burger in Town" or are you just jerking me off!? Will's Mom's feud with Will's Google Assistant is the Mrs. O'Leary's Cow that will ignite the fire that will be war with the robots! Nelson takes away Will's training wheels so he can soar, but forgets to give him landing gear! It's a D&D episode! #DDD&D! Applebee's, maybe! Applebee's gets a lot of mileage out of the human body being unable to accurately, completely remember pain! How many M's in ramekin!? Take responsibility for your actions! Kids, if somebody in your crew drops a body, that's also on you! Don't burn your hands, kids! Phonetics!

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