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Bad notes again, bad Nelson! Here's what he managed to scrawl: We don't just do this to entertain. As always, we are here to educate the kids. Look, let Nelson build the kind of child army he wants to build, and you can go build your child army your way. Will does the Applebee's ad! Will recommends a podcast, The Podcaster's Guide to the Galaxy: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-podcasters-guide-to-the-galaxy/id1510865752! Go check them out if you like sci-fi or British people or podcasts or anything! Also, video game chattin'!

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Nelson did a bad notes today, but here's what we got: Will requires no coaching! According to Will, he says "uh" too much and he fears society's scorn. Nelson is only concerned with grim realities. June through February is Whacking Time, according to Will. Biblical Cinematic Universe! BASKETBALL! If you get me a time machine, I will get you a dragon: that's the Nelson promise.

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Nelson is a basketball shark metaphor and we need to evict returning guest, Jason Keezer! The Notes: We need more gardens! Will needs to be seated near the bathroom! Law 101: roll 2d6 on an objection check! Quarantine D&D and Improv Shows! Nelson and Keezer are both birdmen! Jason Keezer is no Jim Davis! Our lawyer can get you a baby! Don't drink the buttery topping! No "open dangles" if you're going to work in this Applebee's, mister! Jason Keezer is a one-man key party!

See Keezer perform with the Guild Theater every Friday on facebook live and then on youtube a day or two later! Also check out Nerd Nite which is back on zoom! Next show is April 14th!

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Nelson's comedy political rival, Jason Keezer, is here to try to sell us tombstone flash drives. The Notes: Nelson wants to be a holocron so bad, you guys! Keezer hates socks! Dodge City is at the forefront of artistic innovation! Which Ones are the Werewolves, and Which Ones are the Vampires: a Guide to Romeo & Juliet! Nelson would be a good best man! Nana loved the Sirloin Stockade! Will longs for the days of salads eaten out of dog bowls and warm buns! We need Guy Fieri to validate us! Keezer murders Will, old west style! We forgot to talk about basketball!

See Keezer perform with the Guild Theater every Friday on facebook live and then on youtube a day or two later! Also check out Nerd Nite which is back on zoom! Next show is April 14th!

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We got another pod here, now one year without being able to do it face to face! And we can't record in person either, HEY-YO!!!! Here's the notes: Silver Spoons is the hollow allure of capitalism! Speaking of spoons! Great Harvest Bread story, get ready! Petition the city to avow it on a plaque! This city needs more plaques! Lawrence City Commissioner werewolf stories! Did you have your prom dinner at Applebee's? Nelson don't think his riblets don't stink! So much good advertising to you! Beats per Ass!

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Back again, a year or so into our Covid bullshit. Here's the notes: Is Will in Mensa, or did we just get him kicked out? Will blames concussions for his inability to conceptualize other humans on their own terms! Spats Carter! Sports Corner! College Basketball has logged into the chat! Top 5 Laughs at Mensa! 32/16 is the established Didgeridoo speed! Get some air in there! Nelson didn't know how right he was about Les Miles not being a good hire! Will's mea culpa to his mother! Mike Anderson is too fancy to flee the country from the gulf coast, apparently!

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We're answering questions the you, the listeners, or at least the people who stumbled upon the facebook post, asked us. And you asked a bunch of questions so this episode is super-sized! The Notes: You need pyrotechnics! Lady-bagging is fine, too, according to Will! God is always number C! Get Endless Summer in the Constitution! This is a safe space to talk about explosions, but our love is tough! Jason Keezer is trying to murder us all with sharks! Will thinks Jay Maus weighs 184 pounds! Captain Chairs in the Back! Check out your gold and open your heart! Your family will haunt you long after they abandon you in death! Butt-Action Nelson!

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It's a nice cool down after the nitro-fueled thrill ride of the live show, as Will and Nelson talk about content they've been consuming. The Notes: This Bakery Doesn't Care if You're Covered in Dog Blood! We Still Hate the Stand! We Also Hate Clarice Now! We Do Like: A Care A Lot, Mr. Mayor, and Resident Alien! Also, we in a preview of next week's Q&A episode, we settle an eternal debate! Jesus the White!

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We recorded a live show last week with friends and now it's here for all your mood-setting needs! We're the discerning individual's slow jam, and it's a super-sized 70 minutes to accommodate all manner of stamina! The world's best guests and the last of the Will's Drunk Puppet Drops! It's a high-octane thrill ride from start to finish! Here are the notes: Nelson doesn't have a cup and he's tired, yet Nelson is a salve! The walking app just doesn't know when to quit! Ed Parker with the Applebee's assist! Will's Top 3 Secrets! Will's carbonite-freezing fantasy is also about spiritual connection, it's not entirely a sex thing! Will justifies the nudity! Paul Rosen and Amy Breeden Jackson! Modern teaching in plague times! Will asks the hard-hitting questions! Amber Fraley! Her novel, the Bug Diary, is gonna be dropping soon! The ghost sex is for the sequel! Karate Sampson is here to talk science and ghosts! We all know Rick Moranis would be the hottest Ghostbuster, but he's not really an official ghostbuster, so yeah, it's officially Harold Ramis! Nick Colby visits from the past to break down a Super Bowl that hadn't happened yet but subsequently has! Time sports! Molly Scanlon joins to talk WandaVision, which we love, then we talk The Stand, which we don't! Courtney Shipley joins to give us the Vice Mayor's report! Our proximity to power is ever increasing! Lawrence's nuclear readiness and strategic comedy reserves! Buried in basements, shielded from atomic fire, the old sketches of Victor Continental will endure long past us! Ed Parker has a karate school and his Top 3 Secrets! The happy accident of using kick limbs to walk! God let 'em all knock off a little early that day! I don't know why I thought Ray Parker Jr was dead!

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It's gameday and so you need the hard-hitting, statistical contextualizing, tape grinding sports analysis you've come to expect from the Deuce! Will is cheering for his Chiefs! Nelson is hoping for a good game with no party to attend and little to no skin in the game! It was a goddamn soft pretzel with extra salt of time travel nonsense as we recorded on Friday which was the day before a live show that we recorded yesterday which will be released next Sunday! Here're the notes! Sponsors! The Penultimate Will's Drunk Puppet Corner! The right to be memed is enshrined in the promise that is America! The Auman Meme Repository will be our Presidential Library! Fine, Nelson will start a third church! When there was one set of footprints, that's when you were riding in Nelson's beard! Speaking about riding, let's talk about riding out the darkness! Acknowledge your pain and use it as a tool to improve your empathy! Sports! Live show next week that's already recorded so I hope you were there!

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