Double Issue

Listeners, the most important thing you need to know is that since recording this episode, Kindred has also become the proud owner of a weighted blanket. The second most important thing you need to know is that the documentary discussed in this episode is really fucking crazy and super disturbing. TW: potentially all the things. The third most important thing you need to know is that we considered making this Episode 69.1 and having every episode from now on be a variation on the number 69, but it just felt wildly inappropriate for this subject matter. So you're welcome and also sorry.

In this installment of Double Issue; Daniel spins yarns from the cuttingroom floor rejects. Story bits that were chopped and thrown away. Also a brand new story that never found it’s place before. This and lots of side tangents in this week’s audio adventure.

 

Next week, join Daniel as he explores some world building through RPGs!

 

Recommendations:

Check out DesWesMaus on Twitch. She made the new Chapter Chaps logo!

Also, take a look at the Emotional Mecha Jam on Itch.io

 

 

 

Art by Lisa Prather: Instagram / Website

Email: [email protected]

Daniel Twitter

Quentin Twitter

Website / Twitter / Facebook /Wordpress / Discord

 

Songs:

Freeharmonics by The Freeharmonic Orchestra  CC BY 4.0

Guns v Butter by Health & Beauty CC BY SA 4.0

G of the Bang by Doctor Turtle CC BY 4.0

Wall by Jahzzar CC BY SA 4.0

Endeavour by Jahzzar CC BY SA 4.0

More Scared of You by Nihilore CC BY 3.0

Vampire by Demoiselle Döner CC0 BY 1.0

Obsolete (lofi samba rock) by Keshco CC BY SA 4.0

From the Free Music Archive

 

Effects:

Digital phone ring bip by muses212 CC0 BY 1.0

Phone call fail by vintage2005 CC0 BY 1.0

Creaking Metal - Slow by EagleStealthTeam CC0 BY 1.0

Wood crack by Diramus CC0 BY 1.0

Dog Barking by arightwizard CC0 BY 1.0

32-Perro gruñido-consolidated-02 by sofial1224 CC0 BY 1.0

Super Mario Bros Super Show Theme

From freesound

Listeners, we are out of excuses for our audio! If you listen to this while driving in your car, it's probably fine so *shrug*. 

I sent Riley this thing on Instagram the other day and it was like, "Podcast has more hosts than listeners." I thought that was a pretty good one and felt like it was about us. What can I say? We're millennials and we gotta get FAMOUS. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

If you listen to this, congrats!!!!!

This week’s episode is a world-build about Cyber-Gost the super hacker villain. Kate joins Daniel to talk about the character she created for the Christmas Caper three-part holiday special. We get WAY off track but have a lot of fun talking about synthwave, b-movies, Veggie Tales, and the steampunk lifestyle.

 

Next episode is gonna be about unfinished and cut stories that didn’t make it into the show.

 

Recommendations:

Bee Movie

Maximum Overdrive

The Prowler

GOST

OceanicBones

 

Art by Lisa Prather: Instagram / Website

Email: [email protected]

Daniel Twitter

Quentin Twitter

Website / Twitter / Facebook /Wordpress / Discord

 

Song:

Freeharmonics by The Freeharmonic Orchestra  CC BY 4.0

From the Free Music Archive

 

Audio Samples:

Bee Movie - Barry’s Fantasy

Maximum Overdrive Original Movie Trailer [1986]

The Prowler Trailer

Kindred and Riley discuss The Pregnancy Pact, which is much more boring than either of them remembered. Riley's audio continues to sound terrible and 32 minutes in, Kindred's mic starts buzzing. Join us on this journey of suddenly starting all over in our production quality. We love you, and most importantly, we love Napoleon Dynamite and The Singles Ward.

Oops, I did it again. I recorded terrible audio. This isn't a way to keep listeners coming back. But listen guys, I promise that NEXT episode will have better audio quality. Also, this episode is about a terrible movie called Mom's Night Out. Peace.

Christian Mingle: The Movie better win Best Picture at the Oscars this year. It doesn't matter that it came out in 2014, Kindred and Riley just reviewed it and that's what counts. This movie is a journey starting with incredibly boring and traditional patriarchal expectations of women all the way to a weirdly racist ending filled with stereotypes. You're gonna love it.

A sequel to our sequels episode. This time we follow-up two of Quentin’s stories. Meanwhile, Quentin takes another crack at that Tabula Rasa prompt. Obsessed much? So take refuge in the boughs of a treeple’s branches and let Amy Dangerous whisk you off to a wonderful golden land.

 

Reminder: Send in any questions on any of our social media to have them answered on our upcoming Q&A.

 

Recommendations

Robots Will Steal Your Job

Friends at the Table

 

Art by Lisa Prather: Instagram / Website

Email: [email protected]

Daniel Twitter

Quentin Twitter

Website / Twitter / Facebook /Wordpress / Discord

 

Our next story episode’s prompt is YOU.

 

Songs:

Freeharmonics by The Freeharmonic Orchestra  CC BY 4.0

The Three Trees by Tom McNaughton (CC0 1.0)

Johnny Heartbeat (spy anxiety) by Keshco (CC BY-SA 4.0)

Love by Steve Combs (CC BY 4.0)

Wind on my legs by Monplaisir (CC0 1.0)

A Good Start by Monplaisir (CC0 1.0)

The Path that leads us home (instrumental) by Greg Atkinson (CC BY 3.0)

Beast but not least! by XTaKeRuX  (CC BY 4.0)

From the Free Music Archive

 

Sound Effects:

Wood crack by Diramus (CC0 1.0)

low mid afar explosion 1 by Veiler (CC0 1.0)

Explosion_001 by cydon (CC0 1.0)

Explosion_01 by tommccann (CC0 1.0)

Bone Crunch Fast by BrassKnucklesFilms (CC0 1.0)

Big Punch with whoosh by Paul368 (CC0 1.0)

My First Recorded Explosion by hoffy1138 (CC0 1.0)

Sword Hits by lucabia (CC0 1.0)

Slap Hit by qubodup (CC0 1.0)

Space Alien Battle by Razor5 (CC0 1.0)

Epic Sword Clang 2 by ethanchase7744 (CC0 1.0)The Roar of a 5-Headed Dragon by benjaminharveydesign (CC0 1.00

Didgeridoo Monster Roar by Noxdl (CC0 1.0)

Studio roar by AugustSandberg (CC0 1.0)

From FreeSound

The creators of Come At Me: An EXTREMELY Important Podcast would like to apologize for the terrible upload schedule that they've fallen into. The truth is, I (Kindred) don't have an excuse besides utter, utter laziness. If y'all have a problem with this . . . Come At Me. Thanks for listening!

Congratulations to our Double Issue Fan Creation Contest winner: Jeff Provine. We catch up after our holidays and then present his story “Force of Nature” Then we take some time talking about the story and stitching it into our universe a bit. Enjoy some content not made by us and once again congratulations to Jeff Provine.

 

Recommendations:

One Last Job

One Shot

She’s a Super Geek

 

Art by Lisa Prather: Instagram / Website

Email: [email protected]

Daniel Twitter

Quentin Twitter

Website / Twitter / Facebook /Wordpress / Discord

 

Song: Freeharmonics by Freeharmonic Orchestra used and shortened under its creative commons license.

 

Next week is a story episode with the prompt War.

 

Songs:

Freeharmonics by The Freeharmonic Orchestra  CC BY 4.0

Petrichor by Mid-Air Machine

Origami by Graham Bole

Only Our Footsteps in the Sand {165 & 3/4} by Mid-Air Machine

From the Free Music Archive

 

Surf Shimmy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 

Riptide Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 

Gymnopedie No. 1 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 

Sounds:

Bubbles by erkanozan CC0 1.0

Small waves on shingle beach by timsc CC0 1.0

Waves crashing on the rocks in Veracruz by felix.blume CC0 1.0

Crashing Waves into Rocks 3 by amholma CC0 1.0

Onegentlewavecrash_at30secs by nofeedbak  CC0 1.0

Stone, Block, Drag, Wood, Grind by Mediaman57 CC0 1.0

Stone scratching over rock (close up), H6 by Bini_trns CC0 1.0

Rocks Sliding by Pieguy360 CC0 1.0

waves ocean crash on beach nearby wide big metallic sound by kyles CC0 1.0

Applause by Kubuzz (CC0 1.0)

Short Crowd Cheer.flac by qubodup (CC0 1.0)

Drum Roll, Please! By HoBoTrails (CC0 1.0)