Double Loser Podcast

Ooh y'all, this week we have got some tea for you, English tea, that is. The Bs watched Harry and Meghan's interview with Oprah when it aired AND took notes, so you know it's gonna be good. Unfortunately, they did the same amount of research as usual, which also happens to be the same amount of research Meghan did on the royal family before marrying into it. Come join us as we break down the Little Mermaid analogy (who is Ursula!?), question the amount of terms for the monarchy (the FIRM, Y'ALL!?), and come to the conclusion that yes, we aren't crazy, Oprah totally snuck in a British accent. Be sure to get some biscuits to dip into this tea and prep yourself for a lot of questionable English accents from your Bs. 

The Bs revisit the snowstorm that shut down Texas for a week and discuss how 2021 is pretty much just as sucky as 2020. They touch on some hot (or maybe now lukewarm?) topics like why are millennials the way they are, how Ted Cruz just might have what it takes to be a Real Housewife, and the safe return of Gaga's dogs. Come with a pencil and paper, y'all, Morg has got a new recipe- Snow Spaghetti (you'll never guess what the secret ingredient is)!!!

The Bs discuss the new Britney Spears doc and make a pack to never let each other go under Jamie Spears as their conservator. They worry about the fake tweet that someone made about Megan Fox, some people just want to watch the world burn. And finally they address the millennial pains of side parts and skinny jeans going out of style. A funeral is held in their honor. Follow two bs @twobsfromlild on Instagram and subscribe... right now!!!

This week, the Bs dabble in Zodiacs, focusing more specifically on Aquarians. The ladies do some light research and turn to forums to get a deeper understanding of what an Aquarius is really like (spoiler: they are sneaky AF). They discuss a new sign added by NASA (LOL WUT never thought we would see NASA in the game) and write their own horoscopes. For example, today, as the moon aligns with Pluto and the Earth sits on a tilt, you will find serenity and joy in your home as you sip on a beverage and listen to this episode (omg we were BORN to write these).

Love is all around us! This week the Bs discuss some practical gifts you can opt for your SO that might get more use than that giant teddy bear on aisle 9. They also give a little history lesson on the creep of the holiday - Cupid. And talk about the shrouds of mystery around St. Valentine himself. Jo confesses that she started the self-love movement in 3rd grade and Morg walks us through the worst Valentine's day she ever had. Whatever you do this Valentine's just be thankful you aren't JLo because we can only assume Arod got a picture of her as a centar to match his own.

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It's that time of year again, folks! Time for you to lay out the spread of garbage finger foods and watch a little football (if we absolutely must). Morg and Jo cover all the most important things on the Super Bowl- the halftime show and commercials, of course!! The Bs dream up the best way to fill empty ad space and Morg shares a fancy Super Bowl snack recipe (who knew that such a thing existed). Grab that plate of hot wings and come pregame with us. Go fighting Agaves and punching Mantis Shrimp!!!

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These Bs know beauty, or do they? They take you through myths of the beauty world, and beauty trends that Jo tries to stump Morg with. They confess horrible hacks they tried that really did not work in their favor. The beauty world is a big mystery that these two unpack. Please tune in to hear the benefit Morg’s jade roller. Follow us on insta @twobsfromlild

Hallelujah, we made it to the weekend once again, y'all, although we really didn't think we were gonna make it through the work week this time. As of late (or really always), it has been hard for the Bs to get excited to do their day job and this week that is what they are talking about. Morg tries out her hand at resume writing and the Bs try to get to the bottom of what a consultant actually does. They discuss the buzzwords that make business people lose their minds and  wonder if they can create a meaningless buzzword of their own... So kick up your feet and try to forget the fact that in a mere two days you will be back on the grind and spread the gerg (definitely has potential as a business buzzword), y'all!

The Bs are back and ready to start fresh this 2021 and so far, it has not at all been what we thought it would be. In typical B fashion, they are getting caught up on all of the juicy drama- Hilaria, Olivia Wilde & Harry Styles, the Housewives, and the daddy cap- just about two weeks after everyone else. Come get a refresher and a fresh take on this hot 2021 goss. 

Happy New Year to all our listeners! The Bs ring in 2021 talkin' all about some traditions that are to help you reset in the New Year and live long and prosper (maybe that's from something else - who knows). From never envied New Years Kiss to the solid pair of undies you chose to wear last night your fate has been sealed with the turning of 2020. Except not to worry you can still eat 365 black eyed peas today and some green beans and get things back on track.

Best quote this episode from Jo: "That's my dignity right there, I am not putting on a diaper for any reason."

We hope you have had as much fun listening to us in 2020 as we have had making episodes for you! We are taking a week off next week but will be back on Jan 15th with new episodes. Lots of love to our B listeners and HAPPY NEW YEAR BBs!

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