Double Loser Podcast

We’re going for the gold this week! The Olympics might not be happening this summer, but The Bs aren’t going to let that stop them from enjoying what could have been! The Bs discuss strange sports that are no longer Olympic sports and are ultimately left wondering are any Olympic sports not strange?? So put down your mop and have a listen, because we’re giving out gold medals for not doing chores!!

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It is summertime and we are soaking it up! Even though we’re all stuck at home, Summer 2020 is happening so we’re rolling with it, y’all! The Bs reflect on all the clever ways their parents managed to keep them entertained without ever actually entertaining them (no judgement moms, we know we were exhausting) and how, as middle schoolers, they had to learn the hard way what swimsuits are appropriate to wear at a waterpark. Morg shares with us the secret to getting the biggest bang for your buck at an amusement park. Grab that piña colada y'all and come imagine with us that you're enjoying some summer sunshine and not sitting at home in your sweats questioning when was the last time you showered!!

Ok so they might not be as positive about quarantine summer as they should be but still have a fun episode for you. This week the Bs share some listener baggage with you - and give some, oh so helpful, responses (duh!). The Bs share their most impactful summer stories which include reading The Natural for 9th grade summer homework - which they really did not get much out of. The crafts Jo & Morg worked on during summers growing up - tie dying got out of control. Summer tag lines for major brands - what is not to love (answer: a lot - what is going on Oreos?). Grab a white claw, sit back, relax in the same room you've been in since March - bc its summer 2020 baby!!! Send Two Bs from Lil D your quarantine summer bucket list items before the season ends!

This week we thought we’d give a shout out to all the lil furry and scaly friends out there keeping us all sane in quarantine! Morg and Jo imagine what pets are really doing when we’re gone, discuss how top show dogs would be as reality TV stars, and come up with some unreal pet names you’re def gonna want to use. So be sure to snuggle your dog, cat, turtle, fish, margarita, wine, or whatever and have a listen!

Guys, we just want to start this one off by saying YOU’RE WELCOME, because without even trying, the Bs have planned the perfect July 4th Bash so you don't have to. We’re talking games, the ultimate hotdog, calligraphy classes (idk y’all, but we promise it will make your party memorable), and what to wear that isn’t a flag bikini (Paul Revere hat anyone? Def a conversation starter). On top of planning the ultimate party, the Bs share what they did growing up on the 4th and let’s just say Morg was very proud to be an American…

Alright, time to gather around the campfire, yall, 'cause the Bs got a lot to unload this week about their experiences at summer camp growing up. From streaking to licking the tan food off of everyone's dinner plate, the Bs terrorized their camp and it is safe to say no one was sad when they stopped attending.

The Bs have done it again! With their wit and charm they dazzle us with their Bravo knowledge. If you don’t watch reality tv you’ll still love what we’ve done with this episode. Give me housewives realness with founding father charm hunny. We’re serving our taglines for the founding fathers as if they are Bravo housewives and we are giving the Real Housewives awards out but with a twist. Listen in and tune in every Friday. Like, subscribe and review us! Follow @2bsfromlild on Instagram.

This week the Bs are using rejected prom themes to organize the most ah-mazing prom event, taking tween quizzes to find the perfect dress (totes adorbs), and planning out their ideal promposals (don't even think about asking without a clever play on words). It's all so magical and could not be farther from their actual prom experiences... which involve sitting alone watching Casa Blanca, paintballing, and attending a prom by posing as photographers. 

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We aren't pregnant but we want someone to take us on vacation. This episode the Bs take us through stories of family vacations, and trips they have gone on together. Jo & Morg talk about vacation slang terms you need to adopt to get more vacations in your life. We go over some 1 star reviews of some of the most known landmarks across the globe and end with giving our Lil D a slogan that will get more vacationers to Denton (or not).