Dan needs a moment. Things seem to be going in circles. It’s all COVID and January 6th. Is this just 2021 in a disguise? Dan has lots of statistics. He does not like them one bit. 

But Maureen has tales to tell! She had an adventure with a Christmas Tree, and New York has a new mayor! Everything is new and fresh and different, and if it isn’t, Dan and Maureen and determined to make it so. 

It’s slogan time. 

It’s cult time.

And also we find out that young Dan was raised by soap operas and had a terrible encounter with a Summer’s Eve commercial.

Splish splash, SaysWhovia! We’re all on the water slide together! LET'S RIDE!

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