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Title: My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me
Author: Scarlet DeLorne
Narrator: Sierra Kline
Format: Unabridged
Length: 24 mins
Language: English
Release date: 04-21-15
Publisher: Marla S Braziel
Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes
Genres: Erotica & Sexuality, Fiction
Publisher's Summary:
Raunchy, funny, and just plain wrong. My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me is full of wiener puns and plenty of not-give-a-f**kery. Written for those who are looking for a laugh, but also want to get their perv on. The name says it all.
Members Reviews:
Original and clever!
Laugh out loud fun erotica. I read all types and never heard or read of anything like this! Entertaining read and would recommend if you want something short to read on your iPhone or tablet.
This book is pretty much what it promises to be
This book is pretty much what it promises to be. It's silly. It's wrong. But most importantly it's a fun read.
Weird but funny story
The idea behind this story is original, weird and funny. This is a very short read. Gail has a weakness for hot dogs. Often on her way home from work she stops by a hot dog cart and buys a hot dog for dinner. One night Gail saw mysterious light in the sky and she thought it might be an alien space ship. No one else mentioned anything. On the way home she buys a hot dog. Imagine her surprise when she gets home and she hears the hot dog talking in her head.
The hot dog was an alien from the spaceship she saw. He was trying to disguise himself as a human by taking the appearance of what he pick. The problem is that her missed the vendor and got the hot dog so now he is a hot dog. He is here on earth looking for willing human women to help him continue his race. Hard to do as a hot dog. Gail has played with food before but is she willing to go one step farther?
I enjoyed this story because it was so weird. I voluntarily received a copy of this story and this is my honest review.
I will never look at a hot dog the same way again!
Spoof-fiction is on par with chocolate-covered gummi bears for me: a delicious, ludicrous treat I shouldn't indulge in but do anyway. Reading about an alien who accidentally possesses a hot dog instead of a human man on his quest to "spread his people" among human women? I cannot even with how much this made me laugh. Everything about this was perfectly scandalous and ludicrous to the extreme from Gail's job at a pool noodle company to her obsession with greasy hot dogs from a skeavy street vendor. I am still laughing as I write this review! Scarlet DeLorne wins at life for making my day brighter with this erotic romp!
My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me
From the title you know this is just going to be a weird story. It definitely was weird, but it was also funny too. Gail has an infatuation with everything phallic. This includes her food, what she tests at work, and her sex "toys" of choice. The ending was a surprise, for both Gail and the reader. This short story takes about a half hour to read and is good if you want something quick, funny, and not taxing on your brain.
*I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book. This is my honest review.*