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Title: Life Without the BS
Subtitle: Rants, Raves, and Other Crazy Stuff
Author: Nick Vulich
Narrator: Chuck McKibben
Format: Unabridged
Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
Language: English
Release date: 09-16-14
Publisher: Nicholas L Vulich
Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 2 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
Life Without the BS is a humorous look at life, marriage, kids, education, and a few other bugaboos including politics, religion, and sex and dating.
If you've got an axe to grind against the Obama, Hillary, Rush, or Anne Coulter - we've got you covered there, too.
I don't want to give away the farm, but here a few tastes of what you'll find inside.
Let me warn - it's finger-licking good. Once you start listening, you won't want to stop.
On people: As Americans, we're guaranteed the right to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". Only problem is what gets my rocks off doesn't even register on the happiness scale for some crazy ass bastards out there. Believe it or not, people are different, some a little more so than others.
On sex and dating: Everything I know about sex and dating I learned from perusing the Craigslist ads.
Don't get me wrong, I used to have a pretty good idea of how to handle myself around the opposite sex, but after 20 years of marriage, I figured I better polish up my dating skills before putting myself back on the market.
Apparently the new ritual is for the guy to post a picture of his thingy on Craigslist, along with a catchy slogan like, "I've got a really big package for you," or "Cum take a ride on my rocket."
If everything measures up, the female will email back a picture of her boom box or tater tots.
Last time I was in the dating game it took a minimum of three dates to get that far.
But, as they say, everything moves faster in the internet age.
Members Reviews:
Should be titled LIFE WITH BS - DEAL WITH IT!
I read this author's KINDLE CASH SYSTEM and have recommended it to others. Although I'm not an author, I read many self-published books and I was impressed to find a short, well-written book with so much information on how to maximize ebook sales. He has also written a number of books about making money on E-Bay and on successful job searches.
Now he turns his attention to the great questions of life such as "If my parents really love me, why do they keep clogging my arteries with fried chicken?" and "Marriage - what was I THINKING?" He not only doesn't have any answers, he's not making much headway figuring out what questions he should be asking.
He's a Baby Boomer, raised by hard-working Depression/WWII Era parents who are still not convinced he knows how to wipe himself. He's gone to college, dated, gotten jobs, gotten married, become a father, lost jobs, gotten divorced, learned how to use a computer, and tried to fulfill his civic responsibilities by keeping abreast of political, social, and economic issues. Like many others in his generation, he followed the time-honored steps which were supposed to guarantee a successful career, a happy marriage, and a comfortable retirement. Instead he's struggling to keep the wolf from the door, checking out on-line dating sites, and praying that WalMart will have an opening for a geriatric greeter when his arthritic fingers can no longer pound a keyboard.
He's facing the problems common to all middle-aged people: body parts wearing out faster than they can be replaced, older parents needing help, and the specter of his own mortality. He's wondering what happened to an economy that worked so well for so many for so long.
