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Title: I Must Confess
Author: Rupert Smith
Narrator: Matthew Wolf
Format: Unabridged
Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
Language: English
Release date: 11-09-12
Publisher: Audible Studios
Ratings: 2 of 5 out of 2 votes
Genres: Fiction, Gay & Lesbian
Publisher's Summary:
A stinging satire of tell-all showbiz memoirs, starring a self-deluded gay icon who has managed to ride every pop culture trend of the last 40 years.
Marc LeJeune has had a remarkable career in the entertainment business. Despite the carping of critics, cruel twists of fate, and the treachery of former friends who were blind to his exceptional dramatic and musical talents, he has remained true to his unique artistic vision. From his early days as the face of Swinging London, to the late 1960s avant garde theater scene, through the sexually liberated cinema of the 1970s, to his current status as a much-loved household name and TV favorite, he tells all in this, his own astonishing story.
Through this fabulous parody of the showbiz confession, Rupert Smith has created a witty and scathing satire of popular culture and entertainment over the last 40 years. Marc LeJeune is a brilliant comic creation, inspired by Smith's many years of interviewing celebrities for Time Out and writing about showbiz in The Guardian (U.K.).
Members Reviews:
Forgettable
First complaint is poor formatting on the Kindle. A few words ran together, maybe 10 times in total, but the big problem is the 100 or so missing periods at the end of sentences. Also the quotation marks are all over the place, sometimes attached to the word before, sometimes appearing randomly. Guys, spell check is is not enough! "Tenor twelve" will pass spell check yet will not turn into "Ten or twelve" magically, it needs proofreading.
Secondly, the story itself. No likeable characters, no humour, no sex, no intrigue. It was okay, I'll forget it in a week.
If it was supposed to be satire, it wasn't over the top enough. If it was supposed to be humour, I didn't laugh. If it was supposed to be narrative, the guy did a ton of things I didn't like.
I really wanted to like this, I LOVEDMan's World, but didn't.
ALL ROADS LEAD TO MARC
We've had it wrong my dears, it's not Rome, the end destination is not Rome
All roads in fact lead to Marc
absolutely no doubt about it. Well according to Marc anyway.
Due to work and other commitments I had to slow read this. Usually I lose interest in a book when I'm forced to read like this but this time the book continued to gain momentum. This goes to show that there is no defeating good writing.
Smith's genius in this is that his brand of tongue firmly in cheek, irony, innuendo kept me reading with a smile and a frown and he even made me worry in the end.
Dance of veils, with a hint of a thigh here and a hint of an ass there. I know that the naked guy is underneath and I see glimpses of him but Marc veils everything. He shows you one thing with one hand and denies it with the other. A true Celebrity in fact. And this is after all a celebrity confession with all the self-aggrandisement, dissembling, delusion, denial. Just as long as the world revolves around Marc then everything is OK. It's like a reality tv Forrest Gump. I'm sure that the idea of a Church of Marc will one day come to him as well.
All this being said and done, beneath the superficial, setting aside the coy, I got a picture of how 'celebrity-hood' works. Celebrity culture grabs our need to be loved, equates that with being seen, acknowledged, applauded and puts its own similar needs and its need for bread and butter and regurgitates it back on us as a 'Celebrity Image'.