Downsizing

I hope to one day be successful enough to be in a position to embezzle.  No I didn't look up how to spell it.  Yes I did.  Sorry I lied.

Outro song: Steak and Eggs - If you know, you know

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I've been thinking about rebranding this podcast as an art piece.  Which I think means I don't have to try to make it funny anymore.

Outro song: Canadian Idiot - Weird Al Yankovic

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Might fuck around and become the most influential artist of my generation.

Outro song: Concrete and Clay - Unit 4+2

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If a tree falls down in the forest, most likely it's because I sat on it.

Outro song: Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh - Allan Sherman

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If "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks," and "tricks are for kids," does it then follow that bitches are for kids?

Outro Song: Olympic Fanfare and Theme - John Williams

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I'll know I've finally made it when I start talking about all the "haters" in my audience.  Be sure to send all your hate mail to [email protected]!

Outro song: The Old Apartment - The Barenaked Ladies

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I'm just a Dwight looking for his stapler

Outro Song: Ham 'N' Egg - Tribe Called Quest

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I'm just a husky Connor McGregor

Outro song: Butterbean - The B52's

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My therapist said she feels like she could hand me a million dollars and even then I wouldn't react.  I think that's her way of telling me I'm a bummer.

Outro Song: Kombucha - Soaky Siren

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I'm going to make merch that's just my face on a drink coaster and charge five thousand dollars for it.  Actually no, I'll charge five million for an NFT of the coaster.  No lowballers, I know what I got.

Outro song: George Shrinks Theme - My Dumb Ass

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