This is episode 60 of the WET Podcast.

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Trump do be President now

00:00:45 - The WET Commandments

00:02:14 - Consent at the petting zoo

00:03:07 - chickensh*t bingo

00:03:59 - Smoked in the womb

00:05:40 - Texas BBQ doesn't use real butter

00:06:41 - Mexican tortilla speaks Spanish

00:07:33 - Dr. Phil joins ICE raids in Chicago

00:16:56 - Whitehouse wants podcasters at press briefings

00:22:41 - Jennifer Aniston couldn't resist a tan suit

00:23:56 - Justin's Journal: WET live, Austin snow storm, and HEB

00:28:52 - Phil won't be at Justin's wedding

00:34:16 - Phil may have lost his minister credentials

00:35:52 - Markus's Dino of the Week

00:42:36 - Phil's Phinancial Philanderings: Lowering your monthly bills

00:44:44 - Our food isn't real

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