Warnings: none apply

Pairing: Gen

Summary: Dirk Gently (as he's taken to calling himself) has spent most of his life in Blackwing custody. In that time absolutely nothing of any interest has happened. Instead, a good deal of not-very-good or possibly even very-bad things have happened. These mostly involved a number of people in white coats poking and prodding him while making him guess at numbers. Outside of these unwanted visitors, the vast majority of Dirk's time is spent alone. And then one day a technician leads Dirk into a room where a boy around his age sits behind a table, looking sullen and perhaps a little nervous. Dirk likes him immediately.

Alternate Meeting AU, in which 21 year old Dirk meets 20 year old Todd while still in Blackwing custody.

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Warnings: none apply

Pairing: Gen

Music used: Runaway - The National

Summary: Dirk Gently (as he's taken to calling himself) has spent most of his life in Blackwing custody. In that time absolutely nothing of any interest has happened. Instead, a good deal of not-very-good or possibly even very-bad things have happened. These mostly involved a number of people in white coats poking and prodding him while making him guess at numbers. Outside of these unwanted visitors, the vast majority of Dirk's time is spent alone. And then one day a technician leads Dirk into a room where a boy around his age sits behind a table, looking sullen and perhaps a little nervous. Dirk likes him immediately.

Alternate Meeting AU, in which 21 year old Dirk meets 20 year old Todd while still in Blackwing custody.

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Warnings: none apply

Cover Art: wingedwords

Pairing: Gen

Summary: Frank hasn’t seen white torture since he was overseas. Now, he’s found Red curled up in a hole in the wall, sense-deprived, and he killed the guys who did it too quickly for him to truly be known as the Punisher.

Warnings: none apply

Cover Art: wingedwords

Pairing: Gen

Summary: Frank hasn’t seen white torture since he was overseas. Now, he’s found Red curled up in a hole in the wall, sense-deprived, and he killed the guys who did it too quickly for him to truly be known as the Punisher.

Warnings: none apply

Cover Art: wingedwords

Pairing: Gen

Summary: Frank hasn’t seen white torture since he was overseas. Now, he’s found Red curled up in a hole in the wall, sense-deprived, and he killed the guys who did it too quickly for him to truly be known as the Punisher.

Rating: General Audinces

Warnings: none apply

Pairing: Dirk/Todd

Summary: Of course Dirk has some extremely important questions that can only be asked in the middle of the goddamn night, obviously.

Rating: teen and up

Warnings: none apply

Pairing: Dirk/Todd

Summary: He’s imagined this moment so often that it feels like he just doing it again, waking up with a hangover next to Dirk Gently.

And Dirk’s naked.

He lifts up the blanket briefly, just to be sure, and there it is, the world’s most treasured bum, bare as the day he was born. That is, if he was born, which is still in contention

Rating: General Audience

Warnings: none apply

Pairing: Gen

Summary: Jaylah's friends have presents for her.

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Rating: General Audience

Warnings: none apply

Pairing: Gen

Summary: For the sentence meme. "BB-8 rolls up behind Rey, knocking against her legs encouragingly."

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Rating: General Audience

Warnings: none apply

Pairing: Gen

Summary: Rey liked touch, but she was never casual with it.

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