Dr_Fumbles_McStupid's Podfic

Rating: Mature

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke

Summary:  “You think this is our fault?” Naruto realizes nevertheless, and it's always 'us' and 'we' and 'our' with him. He and the Uchiha have become an entity, inseparatable. The part of Jiraiya that writes tempetuous love stories almost thinks it romantic. Yet this is anything but.

Jiraiya's greatest regret comes in the shape of two runaway boys.

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Rating: Mature

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke

Summary:  “You think this is our fault?” Naruto realizes nevertheless, and it's always 'us' and 'we' and 'our' with him. He and the Uchiha have become an entity, inseparatable. The part of Jiraiya that writes tempetuous love stories almost thinks it romantic. Yet this is anything but.

Jiraiya's greatest regret comes in the shape of two runaway boys.

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Rating: Mature

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke

Summary: All along, Sasuke has been digging his own grave.

[Continuation to 'Clouded Mind and Heavy Heart']

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Rating: Mature

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke

Summary:  you sow.

Instead of fighting in the Valley of the End, Sasuke convinces Naruto to join him.

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Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing: Finn/Poe

Summary: BB-8 violently rolls romance into Poe Dameron’s life.

Notes: This podfic has sound effects in it, if you have auditory problems and need a version without sound effects, it can be found here

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Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: torture

Pairing: Gen

Summary: Some more Kink-Meme Procrastination. Prompt posted by an anonymous OP. http://guardian-kink.livejournal.com/2727.html?thread=1379239#t1379239

Peter is captured and held for whatever reason by whoever. His captors decide that the best way to break him mentally and physically is to keep him awake for days on end.

By the time the others come rescue him he's been awake for at least a couple of days and is not at his most coherent (hallucinating, feverish, mumbling, etc) but he can't allow himself relax; he keeps thinking he has to stay awake. The others have to help him realize that he's safe and it's okay to go to sleep now. Peter is stubborn until the very end.

Bonus if it ends in a big cuddle puddle on the floor of the Milano because the only way to convince Peter that he's safe and it's okay to go to sleep is for all of them to be touching/holding him.

I deviate from the prompt slightly, but hopefully it is still okay.

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Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing: Gen

Summary: With nothing left to talk about, Michael comes up with a topic of discussion.

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Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing: Damen/Laurent

Summary: Damianos, perhaps intelligent enough to sense danger even without his systems online, remained silent in obnoxiously faux submission. A child could see his frustration, the tension in his muscled limbs enough to make even his heavy, dead arm twitch. He kept his eyes demurely lowered. He looked, for a moment, almost human in the low light, the flicker of sweat on one arm nearly as bright as the metal on the other.

“Perhaps he’s defective,” suggested Guion. “Without the cybernetic processing, he can’t understand us.”

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Rating: Explicit

Warnings: None

Pairing: Sokka/Zuko

Summary: [Sokka is so drunk, and that’s the only reason that he’s able to tilt his head and press a kiss to Zuko’s messy dark hair. His shampoo smells amazing, or maybe that’s just him and Sokka’s dumb, horny lizard brain can’t handle it. He feels like he does it lightly (he tries to do it lightly), but not lightly enough that Zuko doesn’t notice.

Zuko’s cheeks are flushed when he pulls his face out of Sokka’s neck to look at him. He’s warm and soft, even when he tilts his head to look up from under dark lashes. His tongue darts out to swipe across his lower lip.

Sokka wants to bite it.

“Again?” Zuko whispers.

“Baby.”]

Or,

Two idiots in love.

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Rating: Mature

Warnings: None

Pairing: Steve/Tony

Music: Dreamlike- Kevin McLeod

Summary: Steve is pulled into an alternate universe that could have been plucked from his nightmares. All he wants to do is get home alive. Tony may have other ideas.

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