We dream of a DOT media empire, but for now we'll have to settle for talking about the dot coms that have already done it. If you love millennial lingo and hearing other peoples' opinions about things you scroll through all day long, boy do we have the episode for you!

Gather round the water cooler, shake off that case of the mondays, and get ready to promote some synergy, 'cause we're drafting your favorite office phrases. You hate to love these sayings, yet love to hate them. Maybe telling Brenda that Drafts on Tap ridiculed that thing she says will get her to stop. Can't hurt to try.

This week we're going back to our roots, so snuggle up next to your parents and listen close. We know you don't want to go to bed yet, so listen up to our most soothing reading voices and ride that time machine back to your youth. Spoiler Alert: Samuel L. Jackson reading "Go the **** to sleep" is not featured in this episode, and for that we apologize.

This week on DOT, things get numerical. If you like charming hosts and delightful discourse, count on this episode. Get it? Like COUNT on it? No, you get it.

I would say "spoiler alert", but if you can't figure that out from the title of the episode then this podcast might be too advanced for you. Seriously though, major spoilers in this one: proceed with caution. Also, a dirty word is said repeatedly (don't worry, we bleeped it).

Omg, they did it. Kevin and Paddy finally flex their millennial expertise and say "YOLO, let's draft text acronyms lolololololol". This one will leave you ROFL RN

This episode puts the "Joe" in jokes (hopefully the jokes in it are funnier than that one). We feel confident that this episode will be your cup of joe. Fair warning, Joe Dirt does not get drafted and we're upset too.

Not those natural D's, get your mind out the gutter. This week, your gregarious guides take you on a journey through earth's scariest natural phenomena. Strap in, this could be... disasterous (Cue explosion)

Hop in your time machine and go back to driver's ed with us. We know you cheated on this test at the DMV, so put your cheat sheets away this time. This episode has all kinds of warnings, so no need to issue any in the description.

If podcast theme songs were drafted, we'd try to get the DOT theme song as a third round sleeper. But podcast theme songs are not being drafted. This week's draft is tunes from the tube. This episode contains only slightly more singing than usual, which we hope is disappointing.