I scream, you scream, we all scream when podcasts use lame jokes for descriptions... and ice cream. This episode is a sherbet to be a good one.

Thou shalt listen to this podcast episode or... well the ten commandments don't list consequences so neither will we. But you should still listen, because why risk being smote?

Although on this Podcast you never need one, this week we're drafting reasons to drink. If "to make it through this podcast" is your reason to drink, cheers.

Take your seats because class is about to get started. This week we all get schooled and a strong dose of nostalgia as the boys pick things you'd find in the classroom. Kevin and Paddy are looking for straight A's, but C's get degrees and nobody's trying to be a hero.

The boys are back in town after a brief hiatus, and it's time to get constitutional. If you like controversy, stay tuned for Paddy's avid defense of bear arms.

In their latest adventure, your heroes take a trip to the dark side and draft bad guys. For optimal listening experience, put on "Be Prepared" from Lion King while you listen.

Say goodbye to your family and grab your rifles, we're going war. Andrew Jackson puts butts in seats, so the audience for this episode should be packed.

Back to the basics with no guest this week, Kevin and the Pad draft board games. Prepare for a good blast of nostalgia and for your hatred of Monopoly to be renewed.

Do you like to get hyped up by anthropomorphised vegetables? Boy, do we have the draft for you. Rhode Island School of Design alumni will love this one.

The title hits the nail on the head this time around as the squad drafts animals that they want to have as pets. Are pumas, cougars, and mountain lions all the same animal?