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The podcast finally goes live. There's Mohs Hardness Scale, Günter’s crispy KFC confession and Emma finally reaches enlightenment, but it's not what she expected - it’s everything you didn’t need to know.

⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and revelations you can’t unhear. 

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A mini ep that looks back on past chaos. 

Emma insults Star Wars fans, Billie insults Queensland and Gunter riffs on Flight of the Conchords - proving we are Melbourne’s fourth most popular trio of friends with a cheese podcast.

⚠️ Content warning: swearing, tangents, and the occasional reckless opinion 

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This week we question why are farts so funny, what’s with Billie’s dream of plugged-in people and what's the next evolution of love? You know all the important stuff!
⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and things you don’t want kids repeating.

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Embarrassing gaming confessions, Tanular Logic made simple, and the sweet taste of nostalgia — cringe, chaos, and childhood trauma included.

⚠️ Content warning: explicit language and adult shenanigans. Listen at your own risk.

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This week we dive headfirst into the bizarre and brilliant: Günter introduces the mysterious world of TANULAR Logic, we riff on some deeply-feared sexual positions, and explore the strange moment when poo takes your power. Oh – and yes, there’s frog licking involved!

Cheesy, chaotic, and definitely not for the school run. 

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Ever wondered about Wookie nipples, how many holes it really takes to fill the Albert Hall, or why your favourite song lyric might not be what you think? Oh, and yes — crystal wee makes an appearance.

⚠️ Warning: contains strong language, questionable facts, and possibly more holes than you bargained for.

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A rogue poo makes a surprise appearance, we talk hall passes and yes, there’s a story involving a baby in a freezer. 

Laughs, awkward tangents, and questionable life choices await!

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A cheeky bonus episode - the mini baby bell of your cheese platter. 

Warning, this one is for extremely immature adults only. Headphones on, not safe for little ears!

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Episode 1 – ADHD Superpowers, Cheese Divination, and the Start of Something Dubious!

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