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Em discusses the legality of a homemade cheese factory and asks the very important question: how do you hide the cow? We bravely explore the deeply unsettling concept of the “waffle stomp,” Gunter and AI break up… again, and Billie tracks down the world’s grumpiest frog.

 ⚠️ Content warning: contains dairy-based enthusiasm, bathroom-adjacent discussions, relationship drama, and at least one extremely cranky creature. Listener discretion strongly advised. 🧀🐾 

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 🎄 Christmas Episode — and the final one for this season!

Emma investigates the medical miracles of the Home Alone movies and asks the important historical question: was peasant life actually better than we think? Billie explores the surprisingly rich language of swear words, while Gunter somehow ends up discussing exfoliating turtles to make infinity paper. Because of course he does.

⚠️ Content warning: contains festive nonsense, cartoon-level injuries, historical inaccuracies, colourful language, and unnecessary turtle skincare. 

Perfect for Christmas chaos, not recommended for sensible relatives. 

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Emma dives into the local mysteries of F**k Ape and the ominous Boot Kicker Man, we relive Hamish’s heroic (and slightly concerning) hotdog-eating competition, try Spam live on air with very mixed reactions, and unpack Günter’s intriguingly questionable new clothing line.

⚠️ Content warning: contains cursed local legends, questionable food choices, loud chewing, and dubious fashion choices. Listener discretion (and a strong stomach) advised.

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Günter sends Billie and Emma into an existential spiral with an anti-space discussion, Emma dives into the time tomatoes were considered deadly, all capped off with information about hyena births that absolutely did not need to be shared.

⚠️ Listener discretion advised: explicit content, mild science, major confusion, and unnecessary biological facts. 

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This week we tackle the delicate art of dealing with low-hanging balls, deep-dive into the legend of Barabella, play a round of “Who Said That?” featuring shockingly misogynistic quotes, and pitch our groundbreaking new TV show: Poo.S.I.

⚠️ Content warning: contains dangling anatomy, bad language, and a crime show nobody asked for. Not recommended for anyone eating breakfast.

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Emma recounts her concerning gym encounter after an eyebrow-dye disaster, we question whether Fozzie Bear and Delta Goodrem secretly had a love-child, and weigh up the pros and cons of man-made defibrillators.

⚠️ Content warning: contains medical misinformation, celebrity slander, and muppet-related chaos. Not suitable for anyone with a weak heart — ironically.

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Emma investigates the bizarre reasons for worker absences in ancient Egypt, we debate whether Spock was TV’s first positive neurodivergent icon, and Günter drops a surprisingly deep philosophical question. Plus, we uncover Emma’s uncanny 1950s doppelgänger, and run Billie and Günter’s through a highly scientific shared brain test.

⚠️ Content warning: swearing, adult themes, and science fiction adjacent nonsense. 

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The podcast finally goes live. There's Mohs Hardness Scale, Günter’s crispy KFC confession and Emma finally reaches enlightenment, but it's not what she expected - it’s everything you didn’t need to know.

⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and revelations you can’t unhear. 

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A mini ep that looks back on past chaos. 

Emma insults Star Wars fans, Billie insults Queensland and Gunter riffs on Flight of the Conchords - proving we are Melbourne’s fourth most popular trio of friends with a cheese podcast.

⚠️ Content warning: swearing, tangents, and the occasional reckless opinion 

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This week we question why are farts so funny, what’s with Billie’s dream of plugged-in people and what's the next evolution of love? You know all the important stuff!
⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and things you don’t want kids repeating.

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