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The DCP format has officially collapsed into chaos. Em uncovers the terrifying truth that wombats are both perfect and somehow capable of killing animals by twerking. Günter launches a full-scale attack on the English language and Billie continues her lifelong mission to snort-laugh directly into the microphone.

⚠️ Warning: This episode contains inappropriate language incorrect grammar, aggressive wombat facts and repeated snorting. Listener discretion advised. 

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Our first-ever guest joins the chaos as Hamish shares his Confest experience (brace yourself), Billie unpacks the gender bias behind “reference man,” and we somehow end up debating whether insects deserve legal rights — and why flies are long overdue for a PR rebrand.

⚠️ Content warning: contains colourful language, festival chaos, unexpected feminism, and strong opinions about insects. 

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 Emma asks the all-important question: who does the mysterious silver fist actually belong to? and investigates the deeply suspicious smell coming from the Artemis II capsule. We question the increasingly strange procedures being used to combat old lady hands, and Günter explores the groundbreaking possibility of a snot transplant… for reasons nobody fully understands.

⚠️ Content warning: contains space-based mysteries, cosmetic desperation, experimental mucus science, and decisions that should have stayed hypothetical. Listener discretion advised. 

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In this episode, Billie finally opens up about her empathy for inanimate objects, Günter sends AI straight into Looney Tunes mode, and Emma investigates a raccoon that fell off the wagon and went completely rogue.

⚠️ Content warning: contains strong language, includes misplaced empathy, unstable technology, and a raccoon making consistently poor choices. Listener discretion advised.

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New Episode! Emma discusses the logistical nightmare an aerialist with diarrhoea and discuss the surprisingly strange world of prosthetic buttholes and merkins. We meet the red-eared slider turtle with sexy spirit fingers, Günter unveils his latest existential poetry and a new cult, and Billie debates the ethics of outsourcing cigarette-butt collection to a highly intelligent workforce of crows.

⚠️ Content warning: contains strong language, experimental poetry, and morally ambiguous bird employment. Listener discretion advised. 

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Emma takes a dive into history and explores the seed bank conundrum during the Siege of Leningrad, we ask the absolutely unhinged question "would you drink bear poo beer?", and Günter investigates the enduring mystery of where all the left socks go.
⚠️ Content warning: contains historical tragedy, questionable beverage hypotheticals, and unresolved laundry issues. Listener discretion advised.

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Emma casually explains why she locked teenagers in a glass room during a party, Gunter bends everyone’s minds with the mathematics from his Blue Book and somehow links it all to Tanular Logic, and Billie confidently — and incorrectly — mislabels an animal. As always, things escalate quickly and no one double-checks anything.
⚠️ Content warning: colourful language, pseudo-mathematics, and facts said with alarming confidence.

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We fantasise about living in a bouncy-castle house, Em admits to a deeply unsettling fascination with killing flies, we (purely hypothetically) analyse how hard it would be to become a cocaine smuggler, spiral into biodegradable end-of-life plans, and Billie casually drops the story of her jailhouse grandmother like it’s no big deal.

⚠️ Content warning: contains creepy crawlies, crime-adjacent chat, morbid curiosity, and wildly inappropriate family stories. Listener discretion advised.

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Emma spends an alarming amount of time at a park toilet, we unpack the pros and pitfalls of using AI as a mental health support tool, we debate the track list for 'Dream Cheesers the Album', and Günter puts Billie and Emma through a psychopath test… do they pass?
⚠️ Content warning: contains bathroom-adjacent storytelling, armchair psychology, AI opinions nobody fully agrees on, and tests you definitely didn’t consent to. Listener discretion advised.

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We continue our ongoing obsession with cloacas, Em explores the Peter Pan of the amphibian world and uncovers a potential new career path as the fall person for awkward room-clearing moments, Gunter delivers the unforgettable concept of whale fart bolinis, and Billie weighs up the pros and cons of maggot cheese… so you don’t have to.
⚠️ Content warning: contains animal anatomy chat, fermented food crimes, bodily functions at sea, and ideas that should probably have stayed inside someone’s head. Listener discretion advised.

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