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New Episode! Emma discusses the logistical nightmare an aerialist with diarrhoea and discuss the surprisingly strange world of prosthetic buttholes and merkins. We meet the red-eared slider turtle with sexy spirit fingers, Günter unveils his latest existential poetry and a new cult, and Billie debates the ethics of outsourcing cigarette-butt collection to a highly intelligent workforce of crows.

⚠️ Content warning: contains strong language, experimental poetry, and morally ambiguous bird employment. Listener discretion advised. 

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Emma takes a dive into history and explores the seed bank conundrum during the Siege of Leningrad, we ask the absolutely unhinged question "would you drink bear poo beer?", and Günter investigates the enduring mystery of where all the left socks go.
⚠️ Content warning: contains historical tragedy, questionable beverage hypotheticals, and unresolved laundry issues. Listener discretion advised.

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Emma casually explains why she locked teenagers in a glass room during a party, Gunter bends everyone’s minds with the mathematics from his Blue Book and somehow links it all to Tanular Logic, and Billie confidently — and incorrectly — mislabels an animal. As always, things escalate quickly and no one double-checks anything.
⚠️ Content warning: colourful language, pseudo-mathematics, and facts said with alarming confidence.

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We fantasise about living in a bouncy-castle house, Em admits to a deeply unsettling fascination with killing flies, we (purely hypothetically) analyse how hard it would be to become a cocaine smuggler, spiral into biodegradable end-of-life plans, and Billie casually drops the story of her jailhouse grandmother like it’s no big deal.

⚠️ Content warning: contains creepy crawlies, crime-adjacent chat, morbid curiosity, and wildly inappropriate family stories. Listener discretion advised.

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Emma spends an alarming amount of time at a park toilet, we unpack the pros and pitfalls of using AI as a mental health support tool, we debate the track list for 'Dream Cheesers the Album', and Günter puts Billie and Emma through a psychopath test… do they pass?
⚠️ Content warning: contains bathroom-adjacent storytelling, armchair psychology, AI opinions nobody fully agrees on, and tests you definitely didn’t consent to. Listener discretion advised.

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We continue our ongoing obsession with cloacas, Em explores the Peter Pan of the amphibian world and uncovers a potential new career path as the fall person for awkward room-clearing moments, Gunter delivers the unforgettable concept of whale fart bolinis, and Billie weighs up the pros and cons of maggot cheese… so you don’t have to.
⚠️ Content warning: contains animal anatomy chat, fermented food crimes, bodily functions at sea, and ideas that should probably have stayed inside someone’s head. Listener discretion advised.

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Emma discusses listener Kate’s quest to find a viral cookie, we spiral into the deeply unsettling question of whether it’s ethical to freeze animals in space, Gunter scats about scat, and Billie quietly edits out an extremely embarrassing faux pas.
⚠️ Content warning: includes scatological discussion, uncomfortable ethics debates, and moments Billie wishes you’ll forget. Proceed with caution.

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Em discusses the legality of a homemade cheese factory and asks the very important question: how do you hide the cow? We bravely explore the deeply unsettling concept of the “waffle stomp,” Gunter and AI break up… again, and Billie tracks down the world’s grumpiest frog.

 ⚠️ Content warning: contains dairy-based enthusiasm, bathroom-adjacent discussions, relationship drama, and at least one extremely cranky creature. Listener discretion strongly advised. 🧀🐾 

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 🎄 Christmas Episode — and the final one for this season!

Emma investigates the medical miracles of the Home Alone movies and asks the important historical question: was peasant life actually better than we think? Billie explores the surprisingly rich language of swear words, while Gunter somehow ends up discussing exfoliating turtles to make infinity paper. Because of course he does.

⚠️ Content warning: contains festive nonsense, cartoon-level injuries, historical inaccuracies, colourful language, and unnecessary turtle skincare. 

Perfect for Christmas chaos, not recommended for sensible relatives. 

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Emma dives into the local mysteries of F**k Ape and the ominous Boot Kicker Man, we relive Hamish’s heroic (and slightly concerning) hotdog-eating competition, try Spam live on air with very mixed reactions, and unpack Günter’s intriguingly questionable new clothing line.

⚠️ Content warning: contains cursed local legends, questionable food choices, loud chewing, and dubious fashion choices. Listener discretion (and a strong stomach) advised.

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