Dream Star Friend Cast

Everyone knows that watching TV is a crime. Don't do crimes. Don't watch TV. Listen to podcasts instead. Like ours. Our podcast will never hurt you like TV will.

The reason Kirby was missing for half of the episode is because he was busy helping us finish our notes for the podcast. Maybe if we hadn't pulled him aside, he would have been able to stop King Dedede from doing a colonialism :(

Dark clouds approach our merry band this week as we talk about this electrifying episode! We discuss the uselessness of the Halberd, and Kirby makes a shocking transformation, but not in the way you expect.

Don't @ me but I think it would be pretty neat if you could make a sword out of pizza. And then like focus all your thoughts and energy into the pizza sword to make a big pizza energy beam shoot out? That would rule.

Turns out our chaotic levels are directly tied to how mean the episode is. Kirby gets bullied by all the meanies in Cappy Town, the Cappies say ACAB, and our friend Meta Knight joins us to spit some deep Kirby lore! It's a Stone Luigi Kirby! You didn't make it!

And so our journey begins! And so does Kirby's. Dedede and Escargoon are big bullies and hate poor people but they're also gay and married to each other, so who knows? I promise we're at least a little more comprehensible than Blade Knight. Did someone order calamari?

First episode airs March 28, 2020!