Sorry folks but Drunch has been hijacked by the ladies of CRUNCH! Crunch Nasty and Crunch Elliott have kidnapped Alisha and Lara with the assistance of the #1 Crunch Master, Big Crunchin'. Listen in as Alisha and Lara get tortured by a heckin' crunch.

But seriously, if you have misophonia, please don't listen to this episode. We won't be upset at all.

Episode 18 excerpt: "Your asshole is beautiful and I'd like to see it."

Our very first guest, Megs, joins us one year later to talk 'bout our buttholes! We discuss butthole hygiene, societal expectations of a presentable butthole, AND Alisha and Lara stare down the abysses of their own buttholes for the VERY. FIRST. TIME (separately, of course)! Join us for awkward childhood stories and much pettiness. The waffles and ice cream soaked up all the gin and tonics we drank. Kind of...

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Episode 16 excerpt: (with aggression), "Plato can jack me off."

With the help of our special guest (and lots of vodka and apple juice), Drunch tries out a new shakshuka recipe! Originating in North Africa, shakshuka is a traditional Israeli dish of baked eggs atop a bed of delicious, spicy, saucy goodness. Get you some pita or challah bread to sop it uppp.

We talk to the fabulously cool Michelle about being a Stage 3 breast cancer survivor, compare our astrology signs, Hogwarts houses, and Meyers-Briggs personalities, weird Instagram expectations, and shitty old white dude philosophers. It was truly a joy chatting with her and we hope you feel the same!

Shakshuka with Feta (adapted from New York Times)

Ingredients:

- 3tb extra-virgin olive oil- 1 large onion, halved and thinly sliced- 1 large red bell pepper, seeded and thinly sliced- 3 garlic cloves, thinly sliced- 1tsp ground cumin- 1tsp sweet paprika- ⅛tsp cayenne, or to taste- 1 28oz. can whole plum tomatoes with juices, coarsely chopped (we used canned tomatoes)- ¾tsp salt, as needed- ¼tsp black pepper, as needed- 5oz. feta cheese, crumbled (we decided to omit)- 6 large eggschopped cilantro, for serving (we used green onion)hot sauce

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Heat oil in a large skillet over medium-low heat. Add onion and bell pepper. Cook gently until very soft, about 20 minutes. Add garlic and cook until tender, 1 to 2 minutes. Stir in cumin, paprika and cayenne, cook 1 minute. Pour in tomatoes and season with 3/4 teaspoon salt and 1/4 teaspoon pepper; simmer until tomatoes have thickened, about 10 minutes. Gently crack eggs into skillet over tomatoes. Season with salt and pepper. Transfer skillet to oven and bake until eggs are just set, 7 to 10 minutes. Sprinkle with cilantro and serve with hot sauce.

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Episode 16 excerpt: "If we want to see change, we have to start by the people that are closest to us. We always talk about other people changing or trying to change the world, but we think about it externally, like out in the world. But we can start having an impact within our own social circles."

We were so delighted to have Norma from NARAL join us for some delish omelets and mimosas! She is so impressive and a force of nature - the Eastern Washington chapter of NARAL is so, so lucky to have her as their community organizer. We talked a lot about the importance of resources such as NARAL and Planned Parenthood being available, how to identify crisis pregnancy centers (that aren't an actual help at all), and the future of NARAL.

Featured song: Violet Catastrophe - Sardines (SPO)facebook.com/elizacatastropheIG: @elizacatastrophevioletcatastrophe.bandcamp.com

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Episode 15 excerpt: "Guess what I learned about? Your insides."

It's our V-Day episode! Yeah, yeah yeah, it might be Valentine's Day but we're talkin' 'bout (drumroll please) THE VAGINA! AKA the vajayjay, poontang, cooter, pussy, muff, pink taco, a rose (by any other name would smell as sweet)... We're celebrating this year's extra special, lovey dovey, sickly sweet, capitalistic holiday that serves no actual purpose by quizzing one straight dude and one gay dude to see who knows more about vaginas, their functions, and the reproductive system*. We fed our victims...we mean...special guests Jordan and Terry some superpower brainfood to get their brain cells going, in the form of a tater tot breakfast casserole, complete with a whole ass pound of bacon and heaps of cheese (Jordan forgot his dairy pill at home, but soldiered on anyway like a gotdamn champ).

*we acknowledge that not all womxn have vaginas, not all who have vaginas are womxn. We at Drunch try to be inclusive AF and believe in intersectional feminism

Tater tot breakfast casserole:

-1 lb. bacon, diced-1 32oz. package of frozen tater tots-12 eggs-1/2C milk-1/8tsp ground black pepper-2C shredded cheddar cheese-pinch o' salt

Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Cook bacon in a large skillet until evenly browned (about 5-8 minutes). Drain bacon on paper towels. Dice up bacon and spread into the bottom of a 9x13" baking dish. Spread tots over the bacon. Beat your eggs, milk, salt, and pepper together in a bowl; pour over the tots and top with copious amounts of cheddahhh. Bake about an hour. Experience nirvana.

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Episode 14 excerpt: "I've literally told him I was going to slit his throat, and I was asleep."

Our dank ass biscuits and gravy make a return with the lovely and wonderful local comic and artist, Missy Narrance! We discuss the local comedy scene, the do's and don'ts of strip clubs. Lara recounts her harrowing casino experience at Thunder From Down Under and we coin a new term: PEEN CLEAVE (keep listening to find out what the f*ck that is!)

Featured song: Xochitl (SO-CHEE) - Let The Rain (SAC)coyotecreates.comfacebook.com/coyotecreatesIG: @coyotecreatessoundcloud.com/xochitlofficialxochitlofficial.bandcamp.comyoutube.com/coyotecreates

Find Xochitl on Spotify & Apple Music as well!

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Episode 13 excerpt: "It's this perfect balance between batshit crazy and far enough to suspend belief. Like, it's that perfect little zone where you're like, 'I believe this, but I know it couldn't happen."

The lovely Ms. Rylie is back for part deux of her special double episode! She fed our tumtums with eggs, hashbrowns, and cheesy grits, and as our food digested Rylie shares an awkward urinary analysis story, we discuss what we'd actually do during a purge, and trade harrowing stories of deadly Renaissance faires. Do listen!

Featured song: (prod.) Yung Kartz - Forget Me

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Episode 12 excerpt: "So why can't burping and farting be just like every other body function? Like, we cough, we sneeze, we hiccup. Like, those are all the same category."

Episode 12: Self-proclaimed podcast virgin and actual registered dietitian (she has degrees and everythang), our lovely wonderful friend, Michelle, joins us as we discuss healthy bowel movements, karate farting (it's a thing), disordered eating, the importance of loving ourselves, and so many more exhilarating topics! As for feeding our mouth holes, we took some eggs, hash browns, ham, bell peppers and make a whole scramble out of it. Pairs well with stout or other dark beer. Carb it up, baby!

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Episode 11 excerpt: (on working in Idaho) "I'd never met people that dumb as when I worked at that job."

Episode 11: Our special guest, Rylie, teaches us the proper way to fill a pothole and explains what it is like as a trans woman working in the manufacturing industry, and consequently getting fired as a result of that. Alisha's a/c unit also makes a guest appearance.

Monte Cristo sandwiches:

-eggs (2)-white bread/bread of choice (4 slices)-2tb. yellow mustard-2tb. mayo-1/2lb. sliced baked ham-1/2oz. shredded gruyere cheese-2tb. butter-salt/pepper to taste-additional garnish/toppings (powdered sugar, honey, jam/preserves)

Beat eggs in a shallow dish, add a few pinches of salt and pepper. Assemble sandwiches with mustard, mayo, ham, cheese, salt and pepper. Compress slightly. Heat skillet over medium heat. Add butter and melt. Dip and coat each sandwich in beaten egg and place on skillet. Cook sandwiches 2-3 minutes on each side until browned, and cheese has melted. After sandwich has cooled slightly, stuff directly in mouth.

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It's Halloween and what's scarier than a stranger trying to catfish you? Catfishing the catfisher to join Scientology, oh my!