Drunk Bible Study

We're tackling big topics today, like Napoleon hand complexes, garment eating monopolies, and clothing as metaphors. Spanking, waxing, stinky fish, and chaos dragons are dancing the Congo line, with Handel's Messiah as the rear-ward/caboose. Choo choo.

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The Lord's work is never done. The female anatomy mind-boggling to some, as evidence by some of the wacky ancient theories we're discussing today, including wandering uteri! If you've ever been curious about witches milk, Rainbow Connection, or anatomical sheaths, today's episode is for you!

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Isaiah might be confusing, but it's rarely boring. This week's episode features Biblical wet t-shirt contents, cherub wrangling and riding, a multitude of witches and sorcerers, and an abundance of irony. There's no peace for the wicked but there is a light for the nations, which may have been birthed from the bowels of someone's mother. Make sure to stay tuned in until the end for a call back to the heavy metal days of Samuel and David's lament.

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Did people really write Yahweh's name on their hand or is it all a metaphor for the promise of belonging to the Lord? Who exactly were the gods, Bel and Nebo? Did we just find more proof of ancient Biblical aliens? Who was Cyrus the Great and why is his cylinder so important to modern-day people?

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The instructions for creating graven images alluded to in this episode are intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. Follow at your own risk. Beware, Yahweh has been in a bit of a tizzy lately.

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What is sometimes sticky, often slippery, and possibly edible? So many trees and so many ways to use them! Also, did you know that sweet cane is not something you actually want to eat? Thermo receptors are real and interesting, and motion-capture has a lot more going on than you might think! Join us for a brief discussion about things that caught our attention while reading Isaiah 41-43.

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If Yahweh were to write his own infomercial, hoping to find someone to love, it might sound something like this. "Do you ever feel like a lonely worm? Have you ever thought about what it would feel like to eat mountains? Does the want to strike evil elves from the earth keep you awake at night? If so, be silent before me and listen. I am God Yahweh, I will hold your hand, I will make crooked places straight."

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Join us as we compare our church-going experiences and ponder what makes a church mega. Is it coffee bars, candy, large sanctuaries, fancy bread, or escalators?

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Select all, copy, and paste. Get ready to drink for repetition, we're recapping Hezekiah's illness (with some new details thrown in) and closing the book Proto Isaiah. Would you rather be cut off from the loom, spend time in death's waiting room, or squawk like a doomed hen? Often the bearer of bad news, Isaiah doesn't work up the courage to give Yahweh a breath mint. Much to our delight, Deutro Isaiah kicks off with a nod to transcendentalism.

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How many fig newtons can you eat in a minute? Tune it to find out the rules of the challenge and then post your results in the Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship group on Facebook!

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