Drunk Ex-Pastors

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with an unplanned disagreement about who the world's most famous person is (and no, neither of us said "the Pope," although that's probably a better answer than what we came up with). We hear from a caller asking about whether suicide is always a bad thing, and then discuss the issue of "rapture trauma." Our new segment, "Pastor Jack's Off" with Jack Hibbs returns, and then we share biebers involving boldness and marketing.

This episode begins with a serious dilemma with no good solution. We hear from a listener who challenges us about our obsession with death and the end of days (but honestly, doesn't positivity need prior privilege to exist in the first place?). We discuss the issue of female solidarity, and then share biebers involving gathering ammo and, oh yeah, female solidarity.

We kick off this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by discussing the films of Baz Luhrmann (and the new Elvis one in particular). We look back on the hilarious Jeffrey Toobin masturbatory episode, and then discuss the issue of "Rapture Anxiety," wondering aloud how bad we should feel for people who believe in stupid shit without evidence. We coin a term for a new segment, "Pastor Jack's Off," during which we listen to and make fun of Pastor Jack Hibbs. Biebers involve award shows and Hollywood nepotism?

We begin this episode of DXP with a discussion of weight loss and its impact on life's most important activities (like tying shoes). We update everyone on the progress of Moist January, and then hear from a caller about the prospect of death. We play a voicemail questioning a common atheist argument against Christianity, and then spend a fair bit of time getting frustrated with Pastor Jack Hibbs. Biebers involve shaving sensitive areas and deboarding airplanes.

This episode begins with what can only be described as a bone-chilling voicemail from a redhead. We then discuss the new year, the recent Paul McCartney documentary, and how olden-times people knew what they looked like. We discuss where all the occultists have gone, and then share biebers involving packing tape and the NYT Wordle.

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors talking about how weirdly enigmatic Jim Carrey has become. We talk about Christmas gifts and snowmobiling (which is a thing people do for some reason that Jason cannot fathom). We discuss the second season of The White Lotus, and then spend the remainder of the show listening to and making fun of "Pastor" Jack Hibbs. No biebers this week!

This episode of DXP begins with a discussion about the new Trump Trading Cards which, although digital and not physical, are still somehow "limited." We hear from a caller about the film "Everything Everywhere All at Once," and then are challenged by another caller about 75 year-old boobs. We discuss Accelerationism, and then debate whether it's okay for a restaurant to refuse service to an evangelical activist group. Biebers involve crap UX and locked-up liquor.

This episode begins with a discussion of Indonesia's recent ban on premarital sex (how do you even enforce that?). We continue this thread with a voicemail about the issue of sex before marriage, and we then interact with a TikTok about people no longer being attracted to their partners, and whether one sex handles that criticism better than the other. Biebers involve hygiene routines and overly clever heaters.

We begin episode #420 by commemorating the number in the most obvious way possible. We attempt to discuss Christian turning 50, and then try to talk about the World Cup for a bit. Jason does his best to explain why we're pronouncing "Iran" correctly, and then we attempt to address Gen-Z's itchy trigger finger when it comes to canceling people they disagree with. Biebers involve button-downs and ChapStick.

We begin this episode with a recap of Christian's recent trip to England, highlighting all the ways we suck compared to them (we are better at teeth, I'll give us that). We discuss the World Cup and the U.S. Men's National Team, and then turn our attention to the issue of free speech, and Elon Musk's Twitter takeover in particular. Biebers involve pedestrian protocols and cold showers.