Drunk Mythology Gals

The "men" decide to go house hunting, we get a lesson on how NOT to do real estate staging, and did we not learn anything from Lucy about why you don't leave anyone alone?

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Renfield proves that out of all of them, he’s the only one who knows how to talk to a lady. Van Helsing leans into cult gas-lighting, I mean explanations. And, honestly, Quincey Morris is the only one with a darn-tootin’ ounce of sense!

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

The Harkers join the Scooby Gang. Everyone decides that Mina makes a decent Lucy substitute. And without Van Helsing, the gang actually gets a little closer to actual answers. Go f*cking figure.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

The Scooby Gang heads to the graveyard. Lucy gives us an Only Fans-worthy encore. And Van Helsing encourages Lord Saltine Cracker with a little necrophilia.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Dr Seward gets offended, Van Helsing plays truth or dare (and actually takes the key with him), and are we finally going to get some answers? HAHAHAHA what do you think this is? A well thought-out story?

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

The promise about Harker’s diary ages REALLY well, Van Helsing toys with Mina and Dr. Seward because of course he does, and Jonathan decides to start writing in his diary again (unless he changes his mind).

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Lucy makes for a purdy purdy corpse, Van Helsing really is just a creepy groomer, and we meet England’s THIRD worst reporter. 

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

A character we don’t give a shit about dies, Mina gloats, Renfield chokes, we find out Van Helsing is really into blood play, and Lucy goes full metal Shakespeare.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Mrs. Westenra reminds us why you shouldn’t take medical advice from Facebook, we meet England’s second worst reporter, and Lucy, despite knowing better, does the thing.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

It’s a whole bunch of THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO THE THING because Dr. Seward and Van Helsing are clearly gunning for a major medical malpractice suit. Also, Lucy is picky about flowers.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz