Vodka on the rocks. Aging ladies bringing the sexy. People be doing it in the future. But less in Japan. The Salvation Army Date. And Steve's favorite new place for shirts. Here's to another episode, strong cocktails and aligned chakras.

Florida mules. Radio edit rules. Chinese internet slang. Trending emojis. Scary bots. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. May your parenting be easy and your cocktails be strong. And by all means, emoji the sh*t out of us.

Dueling spicy cocktails. Gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Snapchat stalking. The Ozzy Osbourne Gene. Derma rollers. And sexual bucket lists. Speaking of, do you have one? If not, you should totally make one after listening. Have fun. Make sexy choices.

Happy Cola Hooch. Giving Instagram Live a try. School boys sticking it to the system with mixed results. A sexy playlist. And pairing boardgames and cocktails (Thanks, @designerdaddy). This episode pairs well with a cocktail, a pleasant evening, and keeping the kids busy with the iPad. Enjoy.

Summer beauties. A film that doesn't need Steve's charity. Vanity license plates. Ass-kicking consequences. A jury duty anomaly. And Drunk Parents' types both shallow and deep. It's an episode that pairs well with a chilled summer cocktail. Cheers.

Rosemary Lemon margaritas. Going too far. Hashtags for kids. The rise of finstas. A euthanasia coaster. And sex in public. It's been a few weeks but we're back with our inappropriate ways! Happy almost summer.

Schroder Daiquiris. An internet hero. Cosmetic surgery intentions. The greatest Mother's Day gifts a dad could give. The cheater starter pack. And a Drunk Parents' Life hack. Hope you have a fantastic day, mom's everywhere.

Limoncello martinis. The sapiosexuals among us. Not all strip clubs are created equal. Fair trade porn. And the given of sending dirty pics to your spouse. Rachel and Steve's moms probably want to pass on this one. Everyone else, buckle up and enjoy.

The Strawberry Dobso. Overrated internet privacy. The Married Advantage. The conflict of cat calls. An upsetting doppelganger. And dueling mid-life crises. If we leave you with one message this week, it's that you'll be glad you did.

Our go-to beverages. "Uncanny Valley" and other dictionary-worthy phrases. Pride in music. Date-night boundary issues. And why we've got way more chill than that couple in that movie. As always, we take it to a place many couple dare not go. Join us, won't you?