DRUNK PARENTS

Juice pouch cocktails. More internet slang defined. A new Aquaman obsession is born. The moral dilemma of the circus. And the gold standard of relationship tests. Cozy up for a listen. Your ears will be smiling from themselves to themselves.

Ancho Reyes Verde. Why no male lingerie? The dark web. Little girls kicking ass. A relaxing gift from the internet. And 4 rituals to tweak your brain for happiness. In other words, just the thing to usher in a new spring.

Dueling Boston Sours. Virtual immortality. Shopping for sex dolls. Fearless Girl. And a lesson on the Illuminati. Since the weather isn't doing it this week, let our latest episode warm you to the core. Enjoy the cozy listening.

Classic Margaritas. An original song for the drinking mom. Male pattern blindness. Juggling parenting, partying and pumping. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. Rachel's sister Michelle joins us this week and things get a little country. Y'all are gonna enjoy.

Solera Whiskey. Keeping your fake death a secret. Jade eggs in the hooha. The weirdest name for a kid ever. And mental F*ck Leaps. Oh yeah, we go there. Have a listen, come with us and join the party.

Blackberry bourbon smashes. Slang auditions. Our neighborly treasure. An alleged cure for hangovers. How old are we, again? Pintimidation. And Drunk Parents Voicemail. We're keeping it fast, loose, funny and moderately-inebriated for your listening enjoyment.

Highballs. An American treasure. Steve's progress as a ghost dater. The horrible observations of a three year old. And Rachel's instant Valentine's Day classic. Whether you wanna give romance a kick in the balls or the ass, our ramblings are just the thing.

A meme-inspired cocktail. Coffee naps. Social media legacies. How to ruin your chances of scoring with your wife. And Winona's confusion. Pour yourself a tall one and get all pop culturey with us as our episode count reaches the legal drinking age.

The healing power of Hot Toddies. The last Star Wars? Ice cream drama. Adult magazines not to the rescue. Barbie on the rise. And the true nature of mini-van haters. It's getting nutty out there so here's your weekly dose of audio Lexapro.

A cleansing cocktail. Young Thug's genius. Sexual frequency as it relates to happiness. And that time Steve met our new President. This episode is like a face smashing into a Hawaiian roll. In a good way. You'll understand when you listen.