A batched old fashioned. The perils of male birth control. Liberating Halloween Candy. Dating advice from pandas in captivity. And a new Drunk Parents game. Pour yourself some boozy booze and kick up your feet. You deserve it all.

The Balvenie. Robot prostitutes. “Get out of jail free” cards. Baby-free airlines. And the bizarre courting rituals of mom friends. Giddy up for this week’s rootin’ tootin’ candid convo between two slightly inebriated suburbanites.

Painkillers. An aging crush. The Roller Derby daydreams. Questionable Halloween costume suggestions. And undies that send a message. All ears aboard, 'cause this train of thought is ready to pull into your brain station.

Gin rickies. Razmatazzes. The death of a "legend." And social-media-induced feelings of inadequacy. Prepare yourselves to listen to the mad ramblings of a woman with a mild concussion and a man whose balls are mere hours away from the chopping block.

Vodka, whiskey, then wine. Spitting some rhymes. Sexual fluidity. How to not talk about your kids. And the countdown to Sniptown continues. Keep your hands on 10 and 2, 'cause you're in for a wild listen.

The wine of relatives. The loss of virility. The wrath of pregnancy hormones. And Drunk Parents swag. Things are about to get real personal all up in your ear canals in this episode.

Angel's Envy. Friendship avoidance. Our podcast as birth control. And firearms an as aphrodisiac. What do these things have in common? Probably best not to think too hard about it. Just have a listen.

Rusty nails. Violence-to-hotness thresholds. An anatomy lesson from a 5 year old. And two drunk parents confessing. Strap on your feel bags everyone, 'cause the emotions be flowing like pinot in this episode.

Cocktails. Ukulele lessons. Kid leashes. And metaphorical wolves ripping the flesh off your marriage. These are just a few of the subjects we get into during our inaugural episode.