Drunk Valorant

Drunk Valorant

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Drunk Valorant episodes

  • Ep 107: The Skye's the Limit

    Or should I say WAS the limit... Seems like Riot is taking their hate for Oceania even further with the recent patch. Everything already wants to kill you down there, no need to kill their agents too. Join us as we discuss all things Skye nerf. Who benefits? Who is mad? Who can finally pop their birds without letting them expire?

    Also a bit too much NFL talk.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 2 min
  • Ep 106: Like a Hotdog Down Breeze Halls

    Literally how useless I feel on that fucking map, it's disgusting. But Riot has apparently completed their renovations on halls and will be reopening shortly. Also more of the never-ending talk of light shields, and how the Outlaw has affected the meta, and wrapping up with the lack of pro games in the upcoming season. We want more Val.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 17 min
  • Ep 105: Better Late Than Never?

    With some time under their belts to evaluate the Outlaw, will Cass and Hunter fall victim to its propaganda or push back against the hype train? Cass also initiates a session of cathartic yelling at the sky about Rito's greedy and soulless battlepass.

    Oh, and where is Chase? Turns out he subscribed to light shields meta IRL, and didn't hear about the Outlaw being added while on vacation. He stepped off the plane to go home and immediately got one-tapped in the chest through his light shields. Rip :(

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 40 min
  • Ep 104: The Rise of the Outlaw

    Should Riot "outlaw" the players who only ever buy a single gun in a comp game? Well they certainly aren't going to, and everyone is going to be rocking this shorty/marshall/op hybrid at the beginning of this act. Tune in to hear Blate45 join Cass and Hunter as we discuss just how strong the new gun will be, and stick around for yet another round of speculation on how the new map changes will make your ranked games worse.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 42 min
  • Ep 103: Ultflation

    Valorant looking like Venezuela with the prices of these Ults nowadays. But could it be good for the game? Or is Riot truly just anti-fun? Plus, wrapping up this season of Premier, and our current thoughts on Gekko and Iso.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 42 min
  • Ep 102: We on an Eco

    The boys are broke, will anyone ever sponsor this podcast? Highly unlikely, but we can make the best of it. Speaking of ecos, this episode we talk what to do when your team cant afford the rising price of eggs... and Vandals... Balls to the wall? Or smoke a blunt and wait for them to push your shorty?


    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 13 min
  • Ep 101: Is the Guardian the Best Gun in the Game?

    The infamous SilverCam aka "Ball Sweat" joins us this week to spew some guardian propaganda for your listening pleasure. Also on the metaphorical script, accessibility controls explained by people wholly uninformed on the topic and some of the most fun gimmicks in the game.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr
  • Ep 100: A Century of the Drunk Valorant Podcast

    Might feel like a century, I can't believe y'all still listen to this shit. But we've done it. 100 episodes in the fuckin bag. Tune in to hear all of the zero extra effort we put into this particular episode!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 1 min
  • Ep 99: Stuck in the Silver Trenches

    Honestly this podcast was so off topic I wonder if there were even topics to begin with. We talked about the hell-hole rank of silver for a bit, but the rest? God knows. I'll let you find that out for yourselves.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 48 min
  • Ep 98: Cypher Meta Incoming?

    After a week or so of being whisked off to the Gulag, how does Iso stack up? There were also a few bonus Cypher buffs for Cass to drool over. Does it make him better than KJ? Remains to be seen.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 8 min

About Drunk Valorant

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The working man's Valorant podcast.

Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting,…