Drunk Valorant

Today we learn of Cass' hatred of Clove, or maybe just Clove players? We talk about some insane NA drama, the start of the VCT OFF//SEASON, and the upcoming changes to Sunset (RIP Cypher). We know you missed our long-winded and uninformed blabbering, hopefully we can keep doing this more consistently!

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5 stars that us lowly gold players will never see in one of our lobbies. But at least Cass is excited about teleporting a couple more meters. Join us again this week as we discuss the update, beer, and probably a bunch of other stuff I've forgotten about at this point.

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DVP is back with another edge-of-your-seat, gripping, beyond entertaining episode of complete speculation and shitty takes. Starting with a new VLR rating that we seem to have heard before.... our thoughts after playing a couple games with Vyse, and a roster-mania segment including a player tier-list that is 100% objective and factual.

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That's a wrap on VCT 2024 folks! Now I can fall back asleep and dream of a world where Sen won it all....

This week were coming in with a lot to talk about, all of champs and its insane results, and the new agent Vyse. Join us as we argue about all the shit we don't know yet, and develop the econ meta for the new Valorant.

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Okay it's been a while... and we have reverted to being absolute dog shit at Valorant. Back in the common ranks of Silver, we take on topics of map pools, skin reviews, no mic rants, and of course our pics for Champs 2024.

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(Note: This episode went live with the wrong audio file, and was a duplicate of episode 121. If you are seeing this message, it should be fixed. The responsible party has been stoned) New map is released, news to Cass apparently who couldn't find time to even take a look over in Japan. Too much sake. Join us as we discuss our first takes on Abyss, along with a possibly broken Iso buff and underwhelming Neon.

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The three hosts represent Pacific, Eastern, and whatever timezone Japan is in as Cass patches in from vacation. Shanghai has birthed some very cool storylines, but the patch preview from Riot steals the show. Neon stonks are sliding precipitously upwards, Iso is also looking like less of a total throw to pick, Reyna gets a strange sidegrade, and Raze and Clove get knocked down a peg.

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Trouble is brewing at Rito HQ as they attempt to placate the masses who are fuming at the current map pool, lack of a replay system (coming soon since 2020), and the current agent meta. Desperate to curry favor with the playerbase, Riot mixes up the map pool, shows a WIP replay system, and bribes Chase, Cass, and guest Blate45 to shill for their anti-fun Raze satchel nerf (details TBD). After Hunter 1v3 clutches against the rest of the gang, we move on to giving some of the least informed Shanghai takes available, and sprinkle in a healthy dose of bemoaning Riot's pro play structure.

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The Riot devs finally took a cue from this podcast and implemented pretty much exactly what we said to nerf Viper. Too bad they didnt listen to the whole episode and they fucked up Cypher at the same time. The moral of the story: listen to DVP.

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We craft a compelling case for Riot to hire us as we fix the current agent meta. Dissecting the current kits of all agents who need some love or have had way too much of it, we concoct ways to keep us ranked demons happy while also helping the pro meta. Chase also returns in this episode to defend his honor as a primary smoker, trying to keep a certain upstart Clove main from stealing his primary function on Brim. In my unprofessional opinion, I think we really cooked with some of these ideas.

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