Drunk Valorant

Thats right... or is it? Who fucking knows. We havent posted in a while and things are winding down. But maybe we'll be back again. What's not winding down is Hunter's hatred for patch 11.08. Join us to hear doomer takes on the game we all hate, from a bunch of hardstuck silver players who think they should be plat! Just like old times babyyyy!

Coming in to recap one hell of a tournament, the boys are joined by Swaniac this week to discuss the trip, the tourny, and the motherfucking train!!! Choo choo!!! Plus a brand new agent challenge and probably some other shit too.

It's been a while. But come with us as we shit talk our way through the Premier season, discuss the end of VCT split 1, and oh, were there some Tejo changes?

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A couple years ago you'd be asking what the fuck was wrong with me for posing that question. This week (well, last week because we're slow) we talk about the patch notes, changes to Kay/O, Yoru, etc. I don't know, it was a long time ago. But its probably a bunch of bullshit.

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And you should trust us cause we're in Gold. But at least we watch people who are better than us talk about it too. This week we discuss our updated Waylay takes, how the phantom is actually not total shit, and of course how to yell at your controller for not smoking properly.

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yeah, I immediately double-dashed into site... not my best performance. On another note, a new Agent has ben added to the game! Waylay comes in hot with some crazy shit, and some entirely underwhelming shit. Plus there was a huge patch with a ton of other changes we are going to talk about.

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Cass is out here just totally GLAZING Hunter with these topics this week. Is the original stinger better than a phantom or vandal? Like holy shit if this pod was recorded a couple years ago Hunter would be out of his mind. Also are alt-fire guns useless? and whats happening with this Bangkok tournament we know nothing about?

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All three of us are back this week with a long-winded discussion on all things Valorant 2025. Drama in the 100T camp? Is Deadlock all of the sudden really good? But most importantly, do we know the real names of the Agents? (No, the answer is no)

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With Chase carousing down south, SwaNiac joins us as in welcoming the new Columbian initiator as he makes an explosive entrance. Has Riot finally returned to releasing agents that aren't a huge disappointment at launch? And are they trying to Flex on the playerbase by releasing something no one wants and using that to increase the price of weapon skins (no, that's fucking ridiculous)? We're so (2/3) back baby!

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Its like light shields meta, but more expensive! Probably, we don't know anything about it yet, but we sure will give you some opinions on it. Plus Phoenix changes, some other shit, and a taste of off-season pro tournaments.

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