Have you ever wondered what a White Russian would taste like if it had breast milk instead of cream? Well look no further my friend... that's right, The Dawgs put down a couple of "Mother Russia" shots while discussing the complexities of motherhood. Somewhere in there is a 'Moo' joke waiting to happen, but you won't find me making it. Iykyk, amirite?

Probablemente se esté preguntando qué significa todo esto. Realmente no significa nada, solo estoy diciendo palabras al azar en español. el conejito es un plátano gigante. mi bicicleta está en la ropa interior de mi abuela. Los perros borrachos es la mejor transmisión en todo el mundo. Hablamos mucho sobre la enseñanza de español y los viajes alrededor de la luna rumbo a Marte. ¡Disfruta el episodio!

One of the Dawgs almost died... PEOPLE! Have you ever heard of 'Hot One's' with host Sean Evans??(shoutout Sean Evans) Well, we pretty much fused that show idea with oyster shots. That's fucking right... ONE raw oyster, ONE shot of vodka, COUPLE shakes of a randomly selected hot sauce, ONE glass, right down the hatch. Introducing The Gauntlet AKA The RougaROUXlette! Welcome to hell boys, but more importantly... WELCOME TO YYAARRRRRHHHHDDDD!!!

We finally got an expert in the building to settle all of the wildest medical conspiracies your little heart desires. Much like the hit board game 'Operation', we get in there and carefully extract every little detail from the Doc's brain. What will we find??? Come find out!!!

Did we just give away $10,000??? We might've accidentally given this guest the entire budget for the podcast... On the other note, we dive deep into the waves of anime and a little splish-splash of self aware animals. You're not going to want to miss this, trust me.

The audio is screwed up, and that's on the Dawgs! We tried to do another Zoom call and we got knocked down.... but we got up again! WE DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL!!! We headed out the WC to dive deep into the Californian waves of curiosity.

You can't have red beans without the rice, you can't have a PB&J sandwich without the peanut butter, YOU CAN NOT have a side girl without having the main girl first!!! Look... what I'm trying to say is, you can't have a true Drunkyard Dawgs episode without having our Dawgs from the JokedOutLive Podcast come thru to chop it up!

So many "Woo-Woo's" going around, you would think this was a Lil B song. Legend has it, that he actually thought of the phrase based off the name of this special cocktail... We definitely didn't dive into that. Instead, we talk about everything from head-hunting jobs to house hunting nightmares... KA-KAW!

I was going to write a description, but then I got... Happy 4/20!!!

Have you ever wanted to cut your own hair? Well, we brought on the perfect guest to explain why you shouldn't... we never really get to those reasons. Instead, come drink a 'Russian Buck' with the Dawgs and learn a little bit about life. Learn a little bit about yourself while you're at it.