Drunkyard Dawgs

Lifelong wombmates talking about love and other drugs. Doesn't the age old saying go, if it's not long, it's not very good? Well look, I'ma keep it a buck-fiddy with you.... This is a long ass episode. Can I remember evvvverryyything we talked about? Probably not, but that's not the point. The point is -bleeeeeeeeeeep- so, check out the episode.

We have the Rice-a-roni Negroni Jabroni on this week, at least that's they call him down the back roads. You want to know about Sex, Drugs, Rock(s) & Roll? This is where your journey ends... this is the end of all knowledge right here, tune in.

You ever been scared to death?? It would actually be pretty hard to read this if so.... I didn't really think this intro out too well... Let me try again, you ever had a couple screwdrivers and got into a fight with a bar stool? No? Well, we got a Heavy Metal vocalist Blaine B. on the show to explain the story and how you recover from such an event. (WARNING!!! We also try to do a few screams)

This week, we get a little out of the box, waaaayyyyy out of pocket, and BAH-GAHD! John Cena off the top ropes with it!!! You don't know what any of that means?? Let my old Wombmate teach you a thing or two. CHECK OUT THE SODE, MAN!

This week, we tried to do a Zoomcast... Keyword today, 'TRIED'. You ever tried to do a podcast over Zoom? IDK, have you ever looked a psycho in the face? Exactly... It's a lot harder than it looks, I'll tell you that much!!

THE VALET BOYZ ARE BACCCCKKKK!!! This week, we throw down a couple glasses of old fashioned and fight a bear! We don't actually fight a bear, but Alex N. is about to have a child... is that not the bear of life? We also didn't fight an unborn baby, just saying. Actually, no babies were hurt in the making of this episode (for disclaimer purposes).

This week, we get reaaaalllll Lupe Fiasco in the yard.... That's really the best way I can put it. Look, I get it... you might not know what that meeeaaannnsss and all, you're like, "but Dawgs, how am I suppose to get an idea of this episode if I di-" MAN, JUST HIT THE DAMN PLAY BUTTON!! WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!!

This week, we tune into the sweet sounds of Claude M. on the hot seat. Will he keep his cool or will he sizzzzzzzzle out?? Yeeeaaahhhh, that was pretty bad... I don't really know what to put here anymore, are people even reading this? If you actually read this whole thing, tweet us @drunkyarddawgs and say, "I guess we will know soon enough" and I guess we will know.... soon enough.

This week, we get an inside scoop on what it takes to make it in the Air Force, life after the military, and life on the moon.... Are we talking Gamestop stocks or are we talking about The Artemis Project and living there? Why don't you come find out!!!

This week, Caitlin steers us through the vigorous waves of sea shanties, Bi-rate-tok, and Keto-tok. We also take a peek into the darkness, as we dive deep beyond The Underworld right into the TJHS memory bank(if you know, you know).