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There could be a platypus intersecting with you right now and you wouldn't even know it. Unless you were Psionic.

From the video game legends at Simon & Schuster and the genius behind Skittles (the candy), we bring you a Zelda clone called Darkened Skye. Navigate worlds themed after Skittles commercials while casting Skittles magic and listening to your shitty wisecracking imp friend.

Kris and Kole talk about consensus, prose, and myth.

ALSO: A good time for pre-pro. The problem with grandma. What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s? North Central Ohio’s first bar/arcade. It’s been a while. Bad Sex in Fiction. Sex Motorcycle, by Horny Man Travis. The etymology of a terrible word. Do you have a sleigh, you fucking dickhead? They found where St. Nick was buried. Turns out people get addicted to opioids for a reason. Red Pistachios.

You know, Little Green Ghouls.

This episode's randomization goes horribly, horribly awry after the fact.

Welcome listeners! This week Gary and Jeremy sit down to discuss Family Ties and The Lotus and the Steel. It's jam packed with crazy goodness, so prepare yourself.

Kole, Ben, Jala, and David talk about Cuphead, that time Epic sued a teen, and we ask you which game deserves a VR adaptation.

• Epic sues a Teen.

• PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is being ported to mobile.

• Desert Bus is being ported to VR.

• Demon’s Souls multiplayer servers shutting down 2/28/2018.

• Bungie screwed the pooch with an XP event.

• What game do you wish had a VR version?

• Ben: Hue. The Final Station. Cuphead. Friday the 13th.

• Jala: BroForce. Flying Hamster. Corpse Party.

• David: Destiny 2. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

• Kole: Rocket League. DanganRonpa V3.

The one and only legend.

Welcome to the big show. And we mean big. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is the largest, densest game we've covered on Watch Out for Fireballs!. In fact, there's so much going on here that we're dividing the coverage up into four episodes, with this first installment being two hours dedicated solely to the mechanics and generalities of the game.

Don't worry if you've never played a Witcher game before, or read a Witcher book. The Witcher 3 is excellent and self-contained enough to warrant your serious attention.

Here's the rough schedule of how we're going to break the episodes down. This might be subject to change.

• Basics

• Prologue, Velen, Novigrad

• Skellige, Endgame, Contracts

• Secondary Quests

• Listener Responses

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