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The first segment is a tirade about weather that's pretty uninspired, I admit! But it gets better!

The song in the middle is from The Midnite Snax, my 2nd rock band in my home town, and a song from my song-a-day project. It's about the character Bub from my favorite George Romero movie, Day of the Dead.

The real meat, however, is "Gary Butterfield's Boring Party." I love this bland playlet. I've always been fascinated by people who are fascinated by the truly mundane, and how sad that is. At some point, people just start thinking everything is worth bringing up and it always amazes me.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about genitals, outakes, and a little bit about Metroid Prime.

• Scrotum: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/scrotum

• Couch St. news.travel.aol.com/2010/08/27/portland-slang/

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Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions.

I pitch over windmills. We did it. Emergency Donut Services. Accidental Incest. Honeymoons Over My Hammy. Give this baby a gun. The Nest. Boob Maintenance. Size queens. I'm not a child molester, I'm a racist. Hangovers are expensive. Coke ended the world.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Castle of Illusion remake, Improbable Island, and your favorite mods.

• "Castle of Illusion" remake announced.

• "The Last of Us" contest.

• Grand Theft Auto V screens released.

• Kole: VVVVVV.

• Ben: Bioshock Infinite. Spec Ops: The Line.

• Dennis: Improbable Island. Dark Souls. The Walking Dead.

• What's your favorite mod?

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy talk about the return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis.

If you're playing along, we cover everything up through Priscilla.

The next episode will cover Darkroot Basin and the New Londo Ruins.

Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game.

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Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross slather themselves with Phazon and talk about Metroid Prime.

An ancient evil springs of a meteor, a verbose race of bird people leave you notes, and a classic series is taken to 3D. Neither of us beat the game this time around, but we played enough to know that it doesn’t succeed on a lot of levels.

• Metroid Prime: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroid_Prime

• Metroid Timeline: metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Metroid_timeline

• Zelda Timeline: zeldawiki.org/Zelda_Timeline

• Slave 1: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Slave_I

• Bauxite: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauxite

• Why do vampires count rice? wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_vampires_count_rice

• Ernest in a Neck Brace: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhwKqq0j1S8

• Arkham City Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQGGQbrummg

• Spinal Tap Drummers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZrqC5LL_oo

• Alf Pogs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCbnpMCdds

• The Subspace Emissary: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQtWJrI_2GE

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Hey there, Clever Girls... are you ready to have a prepubescent crush on Laura Dern? We thought so. There really isn't a great Jurassic Park game, but the Genesis one is made of human butt. And we don't care that you get to be a raptor, because that's the dream we live every night... as were-raptors.

Ladies in the apocalypse will mostly be concerned with keeping things away or keeping them close.

Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.

Sending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. Previous Nectar Gun. The sound of your voice. All the planet's libraries. Hovercart. Give me my son's finger back. Double Texting. Don't drink and walk. Rent out a prison. Memory sticks are never good.