Wes has a new nickname for his fiancé’s legs, Nick has another new nickname for himself and the guys discuss KFC’s new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich, which gas station chains have the best food, the highest grossing restaurant chains & more!

Nick puts too much dressing on his salads, Wes bought too much clearance ham and the guys discuss pineapple burritos, Walmart’s new grocery delivery service, the Taco bell customer who called 911 after Taco Bell ran out of tacos & more!

Wes decided to let Nick perform he and his fiancé’s wedding ceremony since Nick is ordained as a reverend, Nick is annoyed that a local restaurant charged him extra to swap out his fries for a side salad and the guys discuss KFC selling crispy fried chicken skin, Belgian doctors saying that parents who raise their children as vegans should be prosecuted & more!

Nick’s mom keeps making him go to Applebee’s, Wes got engaged — after a lot of drama — and the guys discuss how to choose the shortest grocery store line, the history of Hawaiian pizza & more!

Wes hates cold brew coffee, Nick had a terrible Applebee’s experience and the guys discuss Wendy’s bringing back their Spicy Chicken Nuggets thanks to Chance the Rapper, which fast food restaurant has the best fries, the Cincinnati man who lost weight by drinking nothing but beer for 46 days & more!

Nick thinks he’s going to become a famous fashion designer, Wes has an idea for a few different websites that he thinks can compete with DudeFoods.com and the guys discuss bull testicle flavored beer, Wisconsin being the #1 state for frozen pizza consumption & more!

Wes doesn’t think that Nick puts enough effort into his blog, Nick is annoyed that the microwave jalapeño poppers that a company sent him have 9 poppers in each box but they only give instructions for microwaving 3 poppers at a time and the guys discuss the International McDonald’s items that are coming to the U.S. this summer, the time they were on a Food Network show & more!

Nick thinks that Heinz — along with all their other bottled mayo and ketchup mixes — should start selling a mixture of mayonnaise and marinara called "Mayonara," Wes is back from his “international business trip” and is mad that any time he orders fajitas he never gets enough tortillas on the side to go with them and the guys once again discuss their idea for edible men's underwear made from beef jerky, the woman who wants to use one of Nick's photos as part of a 12 step program about food addiction & more!

Wes is worried that cows will overrun the Earth if too many vegetarians exist, Nick wants to send homeless people to all the food and drink events he gets invited to so they can review them for DudeFoods.com and the Dude Foods Podcast and the guys discuss why you shouldn’t use the touchscreen ordering systems at McDonald’s, whether or not Hardee’s should be referring to their new Grilled Cheese Bacon Thickburger as a grilled cheese, Burger King’s new Impossible Whopper & more!

Nick finally made one of Wes’s recipe ideas, Wes has beef with Brussels sprouts and the guys sample different Southern Comfort drinks as they discuss IKEA’s chocolate Easter bunny that you have to assemble yourself, whether or not music can affect the taste of aged cheeses & more!