Ev and Sophie log on to discuss adultery at the Oscars, which Jonas Brother is a lesbian, and marshmallow related choking deaths. Happy 18th birthday Ev!

Ev and Sophie come out as Bernie Bros, address ground level podcast promotion, and discuss what it means to be a Pisces. #weareteamjordan

Ev and Sophie discuss Amazon's dashed plans for New York, SNL (the finest comedy television programme), Calvin Klein's ephebophilia, and Club Penguin's importance to northern indigenous communities. They have hot sauce in their bags (swag).

Ev and Sophie discuss what’s really killing the bees, predictions as to the proportions of Jeff Bezos’ dick, Valentine’s Day horror stories, and secret clues in Nancy Pelosi’s wardrobe choices.

Ev and Sophie talk about unpaid digital labour, Wavves the punk landlord, their respective claims to legion hall royalty, and the true champion of the Super Bowl LIII - Hilary Duff. Lobster girls are the new horse girls. 

Ev and Sophie review the new Weezer cover album, bicker about hate speech, dole out unsolicited relationship advice, and reveal DBM's (fickle) sports team affiliations. Send us stuff. 

Ev and Sophie take a break from battling the harsh Canadian winter to discuss Cardi B and the tone police, mason jar grifts, facial recognition conspiracy theories, and sucking dick to save the day.

Ev and Sophie discuss Jeff Bezos' divorce, comedians who don't tip, and the mechanics of getting pregnant. This episode is not sponsored by East Side Marios. 

We are not sorry for the dog noises throughout this recording. 

In the first episode of the podcast Ev and Sophie discuss the Golden Globes, social media politicians, our internet beefs, and some real stupid bitches.