Dumb Bitch Media

Ev and Sophie discuss the ableist nature of collective action, VolCel stolen valour, makeup for the fellas, and whether gamers deserve rights. For an authentic listening experience, please pretend that Ev is naked and absolutely ripping hangover yaks in your bathroom.

Ev and Sophie defend boyfriend's rights to be ugly, discuss police brutality in Canada, brands curing mental illness, and whether being disgusting is feminist. Newfie isn't a slur. #AMAB

Ev and Sophie discuss Joe Biden fan ship dynamics, cool ways for Ontario to spend money, female celebrities that aren’t gay (????), and reply guy Elon Musk. Climate change is fake unless it sinks Vancouver. 

Ev and Sophie are joined by special guest Heidi Matthews, professor of law at Osgoode Hall and host of the Heidi Matthews on Demand podcast, to discuss the fallout of a sex worker being denied honours thesis supervision. Later in the episode they go on to discuss female active shooters (Girl Boss), Easter and the Devil’s Easter (420)

Find Heidi on Twitter @heidi__matthews, and listen to her podcast, Heidi Matthews On Demand, in all the regular podcast places. #HMODPOD 

Ev and Sophie discuss Wiki-Leaked images of a cat wearing a tie, freegan cannibalism, anti-sexual assault inventions, and whether the right can meme. Someone please convince us to quit comedy and become tradwives. 

Back from a soul searching journey to rural Newfoundland, Ev and Sophie discuss politicians suing for defamation, labour rights for kid cagers, marine biology, and the first documented blowjob. The reviews are in, Ev is not a catfish. Online threats are out, pulling up is in.

Ev and Sophie discuss your creepy uncle’s run for the Democratic nomination, dry weddings, the history of secular xenophobia in Québec, and alternative options for renewable energy. Miley Cyrus is straight. It’s always okay to steal from Walmart. Go get a Naxolone kit. 

Ev and Sophie discuss parliamentary snacking habits, hot takes about 90s music, and the potential implications of hate speech. This episode is 100% beef, not vegan.

Ev and Sophie sit down to shame presidential daughters, discuss online reactionaries, and reveal our own teenage social media presence. Take a shot every time we talk about Chelsea Clinton. 

It’s time to face the facts. Ev and Sophie discuss Melania conspiracy theories, venue accessibility, shocking documentary revelations about J. M. Barrie, and the importance of a safe space in which students can call their professors hot. Whoever robbed Ev, consider this your official warning.