Dumb by Design

Oh man do we love summer! Vacation made easy. We're back after a week off, with some absolute nonsense. Is not being able to smell a thing? Are those people discriminated against? Do toddlers take the biggest poops of all time? These are questions we often ask ourselves and we hope you ask them of yourselves too.

The Lychee and Dog Meat Festival, in Yulin, Guangxi, China, is insanity and we want to talk about it. And to clear shit up now, we did NOT know "Lychee" was a fruit and not a place. The festival began in 2009 and spans about ten days during which it is estimated that 10,000–15,000 dogs are eaten. Dogs. They eat dogs. My best friend is my dog. It is our dream to save them all.

As racism creeps back into our podcast lives we begin a conversation on the topic of men. Men fight, a lot. Its in our DNA, at least evolutionary psychology says that it is. That our most barbaric ancestors passed down violent tendencies spanning generations. Just thinking about scenarios in which we may have to fight will raise our blood pressure. Is it our caveman brain telling us to fight? To order that UFC PPV? We think it is. That our urge to protect what is ours or who we love is hereditary and we most likely got it from old true crime relatives.

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Politically correct? Probably not. Our apologies to Cardi B, nothin but love for ya, you just scare us a little. Is it racist to use a southern accent in contempt? We'll find out.

As unpopular an opinion it may be, we intimately believe that punching a nazi is for the greater good. We demonize groups like Antifa for violent tactics while forgetting the violence that made groups like the kkk, infamous. The 1st amendment is and should be protected ultimately and persistently, but violent movements that aren't met with their match immediately, grow, while slowly it grows into what we have seen more than once through out history but 1940s Germany comes to mind. Just our opinion.

Most people think that Top Ramen is the go to for poor people, we say its buttered tortillas. Ketchup, honey, stale tortilla chips, butter, these are the staples of a poor family's kitchen. Does pineapple belong on pizza? Are bloody marys part of a juice cleanse? Our views on life may be a little skewed but they make more sense than the continental army protecting airports.

Day in and day out we as a people are stuck on a never ending hamster wheel, like perpetual motion powered by a continuous natural force. We sweat, bleed, cry and beat ourselves down consistantley to make people whom we have never met, rich. Wanna skip college and get a job? Fucked. Maybe you do want to go to college, except that leads to a slightly better job. Fucked.

This domination only breaks when more and more people realize that happiness doesnt stem from how much money someone can pay you but from the freedom of being able to choose. Also, Ursula was purple, who the fuck is gonna portray her? #ebonyariel

Happy 4th of July, a holiday celebrating treason.

Before we get in to the concentration camps of Texas we legitimately discuss finding your kids porn collection, even though that would be hard to do these days. Porn is creating an actual fear for step moms every where and really is leading to the #himtoo movement.

Clint Texas, the concentration camp of the 21st century. Kids sleeping on concrete, with no access to anything, especially their family and including a toothbrush is the 'new way to say this is 1942 Germany. At some point we all will have to realize that humans are humans and persecuting them to the enth degree is doing nothing more than creating the next level of hate. How many tries do we get?

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We're back! Unfiltered because it makes us laugh.

We discuss the difference between polyamory and polygamy because Brandon watched a fuckin T.V. show on shitty CBS. Also Remington is polyamorous, so put that in your pipe and love whoever you want to.

Although neither of us really understand how taxes work, which is a tragedy in itself, but one of us believe they're probably necessary and the other wants to protect his land from thievery.

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DUMB BY DESIGN PRODUCTION

The name is changing but we are sticking around! Dumb by design is a brand that we are building and changing the podcasts name was a final step towards that.

The two of us have an opinion on just about everything, they are NOT ALWAYS well informed opinions but they are our own, and we intend to vomit them all over the mic. This is not to say our opinions do not evolve. Evolution is a part of life.

Our views on:

• Politics
• Social issues
• Romance
• Monogamy
• the Environment
• What it means to be a man in today's society
• Psychedelics
• Dystopian futures
• Other shit

And more than likely we will continue to evolve as is inevitable.

A little true crime on this episode for ya - The Dominican Republic are some assassins. And later in the episode we discuss wages in the workplace and pay transparency.

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Single, dating, married, or married with children (Al Bundy is not what we're talking about). If you're single you might think you're getting it all the time, but you're not. You're not really getting it until you're doing it out of boredom.

"You wanna bone?"

"Might as well, nothing else to do.".

Pod Fiction will be changing to DUMB BY DESIGN in the coming weeks/months. Keep an eye out for the change so to stay subscribed and to keep from missing new episodes!

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It's only kinda funny that two white guys are speaking so confidently about a bunch of different forms of discrimination.. kinda funny. Please, feel free to not be too offended by our jokes, or don't not do that, whatever.

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We know we know... deevolutionizing isn't a word, or is it? Remington's a fat kid so he's allowed to tease. Brandon is just a really great friend. Smaller brains, fatter bodies and a few headlines to laugh at. Happy National Old Maids Day.

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